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bLoNdE jOkECategory: (general)
Saturday, 27 January 2007
09:03:46 PM (GMT)
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their
pregnancies.

The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?"
The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."

The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you
know?" The red head says, "Because when we did it, I was on top."

The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they
ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy."

Comments 
whitenin says:   27 January 2007   949598  
That was funny, but disgusting and offensive...but funny.
Lil_Miss_Tink says:   27 January 2007   788948  
Eew!

LOL, though!
halohabo says:   27 January 2007   747713  
omg. so hilarious. never expected that.
RedThorn22 says:   27 January 2007   656362  
hardly get the last part or............. ewwww she was doin it with a
dog...............
florrosada12 says:   28 January 2007   172141  
I think that the puppy was on top of her so she thought she would
have a puppy.
SAM_I_AM_14 says:   28 January 2007   658536  
OK FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO DONT GET IT. THE LADY WAS DOING DOGGY STYLES
THAT WHY SHE THINKS SHES GOING TO HAVE A PUPPY.
drandy says:   2 February 2007   524545  
lol.  i get it!  FUNNY
bobby_jones says:   9 February 2007   385161  
THat was good!!!!!!!
kyle_guy says:   16 March 2007   941113  
why is her baby gonna be a puppy
SAM_I_AM_14 says:   19 March 2007   231537  
SHE DID IT DOGGY STYLES... IF U UNDERSTAND
rubytuesday says:   7 April 2007   663358  
OMG Some people are so stupid. It's so simple!
SAM_I_AM_14 says:   10 April 2007   821629  
I KNOW
littlewhiteroxy22 says:   13 April 2007   189364  
lol funny but gross
neko_girl76 says:   8 May 2007   462933  
it took ma a while to understand the joke but i get it now... i
think. ^o^;;
neko_girl76 says:   8 May 2007   794321  
probably cause i was multi-tasking and think about stuff... :3 <yo.)
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   22 May 2007   545529  
AH!!! SO OFFENSIVE!!! and disgusting!!! grr,,,, Curse those puppy
styles!!!
 
kyle_33_18_52_20_0_19_7 says:   22 May 2007   258865  
hahah doggy style
yeah but shut the fuck up because i have a girlfriend that is blonde
skaterdude9158 says:   27 May 2007   124562  
lol but i am blonde
kiwily says:   2 June 2007   612154  
OMG that is halarious!! really good since everyone else only knows
the island one.
starwarschick says:   15 June 2007   835175  
HEHEHE!
Layna416 says:   7 July 2007   929934  
omg that's hilarious i laughed so hard
jackjack789 says:   7 July 2007   481741  
i don't get it.
 
cupid360 whispers:   7 July 2007   797817  
what is puppy style?
puppy610 asks:   8 July 2007   146914  
what is puppy style?
Emo_Jade420 says:   15 July 2007   713356  
i told that joke to a bunch of my friends
Elijahlover says:   16 July 2007   397964  
I don't get it and I am blonde
SAM_I_AM_14 says:   23 August 2007   586761  
PEOPLE DONT TAKE OFFENCE TO ANI OF THESE JOKES!!! WE ALL NO THAT
THEYRE NOT TRUE.
‹nosleephere› says:   3 September 2007   987126  
HA!HA!HA! Even though I'm a blonde it still HALRIOUS!
 
sarahiscool14113 whispers:   17 September 2007   634316  
hahahaha!
gorgeous28 says:   21 September 2007   865711  
lol eww.... omg funny weird
HolaLola says:   13 November 2007   692935  
disturbing . . . but oh so funny
dogmaniac cries:   17 November 2007   974128  
OMG!
she raped a small defenceless puppy!
Little_Miss_Playful says:   5 December 2007   658797  
OMG! that one is awshum
iluvmybf0099 says:   9 December 2007   291677  
dude i never really expected the blonde to say that! LOL
‹*Expired*› says:   27 December 2007   586819  
O.O gross but funny!!!lol
 
sexy_me_ says:   4 January 2008   991494  
thats gross but its really funny! lmao
JessyJUVENILE says:   10 January 2008   566339  
that`s gross! and not funny at all!
‹Supercalafragalisticespialadocious.› says:   23 March 2008   678256  
i dont get it
‹♥Kirsche♥› says:   30 September 2008   338961  
thats totally gross. but still funny! lol
 
‹► Asim ◄› says:   30 September 2008   356551  
its not gross at all!!!!! u dumbass thickheads!

but yaah its funny :D
 
‹Veronica+Andy=<♥Fer_Shur♥› says:   23 November 2008   477279  
God, you guys must be blond! She didn't do it with a puppy! She did
it doggie-style!
 
‹Funn_size› says:   9 May 2009   956413  
ooooooooh lol i get it
 
‹hj§¿žö∑‰®©¤₪»»»»»»!!!!!!!!!!!!!› says:   16 April 2010   949617  
Haha, that's funny!
Wait...I'm not sure if I understood right, she did it with a dog and
the dog was on top?
NO, she's not really pregnant, but she thinks she is because her dog
jumped on top of her in bed??
 
‹♥Ice Cream Topped With Honey♥› says :   18 April 2010   884553  
@drandy 
@12cute 
Are you sure YOU are not a blond? 
 

 
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