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Saturday, 2 October 2010
12:03:16 AM (GMT)
Dear Emma,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized
it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I sat
your "MY LITTLE PONEY" collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that you
need a sex-change. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep
my virginity
 as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass
 and that I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Best of luck with the sex change,

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