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The highlight of my evening.Category: Things that make me happy
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
10:53:44 PM (GMT)
Saralyn: DUDE BROWNIE MIX. YES.
Dad: It's probably some gross store brand.
Saralyn: Nah, it's Betty Crocker!
Mom: Yeah well she's a hoe.
Dad: What? How is she a hoe?
Mom: I dunno. She gets around. 
Dad: She's not even real.
Mom: What? Is she still alive?
Dad: She's a fictional character!
Saralyn: Yeah well then Oprah's a hoe.
Mom: DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT OPRAH. ;-;
Dad: Them be fightin' words.
Saralyn: Yeah, well THEM be fightin' words against Betty Crocker. 
Mom: Well, who made her the authority of cooking?
Dad: What made Oprah the authority of life?
Saralyn: Do not insult Betty Crocker.
Mom: Then don't insult Oprah!
Saralyn: I will, she's a racist hoe!
Mom: Alright, I'm done.


I died.

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‹AudioWhore› says:   8 September 2010   304822  
i <3 you
and i <3 your family
 
‹bella¥› says:   8 September 2010   118375  
Thou shall not insult BC, for she maketh the substance of
which my belly liketh.

That has to be in the bible somewhere :D
 
fireonthemountain says :   8 September 2010   290874  
@evil_monkey 
I <3 you. :D

@howitgoes 
EXACTLY. 
 

 
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