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Rant #2: Tiger Woods and his "hoes".Category: (general)
Friday, 13 August 2010
04:20:25 PM (GMT)
Hello, children. I've decided that I'm going to rant about Tiger Woods today. I
don't even know the whole story behind him and the "hoes", so maybe it's wrong to
rant about something I don't know the whole story to, but I don't give a fuck. I'm
gonna do it anyway. All I know is that he fucked a bunch of whores and now his career
is just spiralling downwards.

So, first of all. You can't expect much from a guy...especially a guy named Tiger.
I'm sorry, but that name just sets you up for trouble. Girls sometimes dig unique
names, and Tiger was just an average dude who got fucked over because of his name. He
took advantage of his fame, and that's his own fault. BUT...

Seriously. If I were Tiger woods and thought I could get away with that shit, I'd
jump at the chance. (And no. I am not encouraging cheating in a relationship, because
if I was his wife, I'd chop his fucking dick off and make him eat it.) I'm just
saying that if I was in his position, I'd do the same, and I'm sure many others
would, too. But I'd be a lot more ninja about it, and wouldn't get caught. Y'all know
I'm too sneaky for that.

ANYWAY... I don't personally think that the media should be all up in Tiger's grill
like that. They shouldn't try to mix his personal life with his career. I mean,
whatever he and like 8 other chicks do in their spare time has nothing to do with his
golfing skills. As long as he's not using the golf course as a bed, everything should
be okay. Give the poor guy a break.

PS. There's a tiger in the bathroom. Rawr. 

/end of rant.

cigarette says:   13 August 2010   839295  
he fucked his neighbours fourteen year old daughter.
in his office. next to his baby's crib. lol. lol. lol.
he was on the television the other day and i was like 'lolew.'
lol. this is funny.
goregalore says:   13 August 2010   592108  
Hahaha, I didn't know a whole lot about it, but LOL.
Isn't that illegal?! 
cigarette says :   13 August 2010   578626  
probz. (; 
he probably fucked her mom, too. 

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