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Olol. Diagnosed myself meme.Category: meme
Thursday, 1 July 2010
04:44:37 PM (GMT)
ANOREXIA:
[ ] You have dry skin. [PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT]
[ ] You eat 1 meal.
[ ] You’re very weak.
[ ] You hate yourself.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[ ] You have low self-esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier. 
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat. 
[ ] People think you are too skinny. 
Total: 0

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER):
[x] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[ ] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You can't cooperate well.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
Total: 2


BIPOLAR DISORDER 
[x] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed. 
[ ] You are very irritable. 
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have very high self esteem sometimes. 
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex. 
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 4


BULIMIA NERVOSA:
[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have no control over how you eat.  
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. 
[ ] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] People think you're way too skinny.
Total: 0

CONDUCT DISORDER:
[ ] You are a bully. 
[ ] You threaten other people.
[x] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone. [Who would even answer that?]
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie
[ ] You stay out all night.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
Total: 2


DEPRESSION:
[ ] You are always sad. 
[ ] You find no hope in your future. 
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] You always find yourself in bed/around the house all day.
[ ] You have low self-esteem.  
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault. 
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school. 
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.  
[ ] You have run away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 3

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER):
[ ] You have daily rituals. 
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate. 
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right. 
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself. [how is that OCD?]
[ ] You are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.  
[x] You have to check some stuff over again. 
Total: 4


PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER):
[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] You can be/are anti-social. 
[ ] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[x] You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] You can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
Total: 3

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
[ ] You often have hallucinations. 
[x] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts. 
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness. 
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should. 
[ ] You are very shy. 
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 2

Bipolar/OCD.
I luld.

Comments 
‹ValVal› says:   1 July 2010   351429  
Looks like i have a bit of all....so i know where im heading probley
some asylum or institute for the phycologically incane!...when im
16.....only joking mabe not an asylum but i am gonna see a councilist
soon.
 
branches says:   1 July 2010   970470  
@sophia_strange 
...What the fcuk is a councilist.
D: 
 
‹ValVal› says:   1 July 2010   523270  
A person who works with the council to give you advice and talk about
your problems!...Duh?
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   9 July 2010   336043  
@sophia_strange 
@branches 
@sophia_strange 
Counciller.
And no-one is perfect, anyway. How is having dry skin related to
anorexia anyway? 
 
‹ValVal› says:   9 July 2010   854471  
No. A councilist
 
‹ValVal› says:   9 July 2010   325713  
And I dont think dry skin is just for anorexic people either.
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   13 July 2010   386305  
@sophia_strange 
@sophia_strange 
IT'S SPELT COUNCILLOR.
"Councilist" isn't a word!!! 
 
‹ValVal› says:   13 July 2010   501916  
Yes it is-Look it up on google- and even if i was wrong which im not
saying i am it would be my dads fault for telling me it was
right!!!!!!!
 
underpressure says:   13 July 2010   185317  
this is quite interesting.
i'm to lazy to do it though, aha.
can't people just say "therapist?"
lul.
sorry to intrude at random!
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   13 July 2010   719309  
@sophia_strange 
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/noresults?dictionaryVersion=region-u
k&isWritersAndEditors=true&noresults=true&page=1&pageSize=20&q=council
ist&searchUri=All&sort=alpha&type=dictionarysearch
@underpressure 
lol 
 
‹ValVal› says:   16 July 2010   478526  
For gods sake!!! I don't need a dictionary to spell these words
dude!!!
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   16 July 2010   318313  
@sophia_strange 
It isn't a word! Just accept it. 
 
‹ValVal› says:   16 July 2010   614235  
WHY DONT YOU EXCEPT THAT I DONT CARE!!!???
 
‹ValVal› says:   16 July 2010   762927  
And yes it is actually'once again google it!
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   16 July 2010   203817  
@sophia_strange 
Then why are you so upset about it? 
 
‹ValVal› says:   16 July 2010   672425  
WELL...Im annoyed because your having a go at me for something that
you know im right about???.
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   19 July 2010   128243  
@sophia_strange 
I'm not having a go -_-;;;
And if you're so right, show some proof. 
 
‹ValVal› says:   19 July 2010   438848  
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   19 July 2010   752445  
@sophia_strange 
*there.
The free dictionary cites outdated editiions of the "Webster's Revised
Unabridged Dictionary" as does many other sites. However, that's the
only dictionary that defines it. Oxford, Collins and Encyclopaedia
Britannica are just some of the reference books which don't include a
definition for "councilist". Also, the Webster dictionary (now
Merriam-Webster) doesn't include a definition of the word.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/councilist 
 
‹ValVal› says:   19 July 2010   843869  
Whatever you say it is still a word because they wouldnt advitise it
on posters would they in my town. Would they.
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   20 July 2010   506356  
@sophia_strange 
There was a sign up in our neighbourhood last year which read "waps
destoyer". Does that automatically mean that I saw a waps instead of a
wasp, and they should be destoyed instead of destroyed? 
 
‹ValVal› says:   20 July 2010   639972  
No but even the councilist's said themselves because I go to one now.
So....
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   20 July 2010   439656  
@sophia_strange 
Yes. Yes. Despite the fact that the entire world other than your
"councilist", their posters and outdated dictionaries deny it's
existence, you are right. 
 
‹ValVal› says:   20 July 2010   581578  
Oh just stop questioning my councilist for gods sake I have more
proof they are real and I dont know what part of England you live in
or where you get it from but your wrong!!!
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   20 July 2010   880917  
@sophia_strange 
I live in Scotland. 
But I'll stop there, because you refuse to provide proof 
 
‹ValVal› says:   20 July 2010   939600  
Well im sorry but im busy and why dont you do it yourself if your so
intrested and my advice delete this disagreement and lets never speak
of it again because its kinda getting on my nerves
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   20 July 2010   615708  
@sophia_strange 
Dang, now I have nothing to do. 
 
‹ValVal› says:   20 July 2010   749795  
Its ok we are still messaging eachother anyway ;3
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   20 July 2010   548253  
 
‹ValVal› says:   20 July 2010   239688  
Ho ho hooo
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says:   21 July 2010   291742  
@sophia_strange 
Hoe hoe hoe. 
 
‹ValVal› says:   21 July 2010   796797  
GREEN GIANT!..... but purple.
 
‹Moi→Nerd is in Despair› says :   21 July 2010   474119  
 
 
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