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Wednesday, 30 June 2010
04:30:19 AM (GMT)
I'm making a list of fun things people can do, in malls mostly, that but don't
damage anything and nobody is hurt. 

I mean, random fun stuff. Coordinating mayhem -that won't get us arrested- and having
zany antics.



1) Staging fake magical showdowns between the forces of good and evil

2) Using plastic weapons to hold epic battles in parking lots

3) Walking around the mall crying in twos and threes and telling complete strangers
that Miley Cyrus (or Justin Beiber) died in a car wreck

4) Walking up to people we don't know and pretending to de part of an under cover
operation. "The pikachu is in the ball. Repeate- the pikachu is in the ball. Comence
orperation Pokemon."

5) Throwing paper airplanes that say random stuff off the second level railings at
the mall all at once

6) Picking out complete strangers, saying they're the Chosen One and have them help
us with this stuff

7) Dressing in clothes from other time periods and frantically asking people what
year it is- then rushing off mumbling about broken time machines

 Synchronizing watches and dropping to the ground without a reason at the same
time

9) Learning a choreographed dance and acting like we're in a real life musical, then
walking away as if it never happened

10 A) Giving out free cupcakes that say "Obesity Awareness" on them

10 B) Giving out free cupcakes and warning people that there's a fifty percent chance
the cupcakes contain lethal amounts of cyanide (but there's not.)

11) Filling Victorias' Secret with guys (and girls pretending to be guys) and asking
detailed questions about the merchandise to make the employees uncomfortable

12) Trying to act mysterious, then prophesying things to people

13) Arranging groups of people to essentially just look like gang members, then
skipping through the building

14) Choosing one person for the whole group to follow, but the moment they say
anything to us we turn around and leave without saying anything

15) Leaving notes that say "The Game" everywhere

16) One person asking strangers the answer to random trivia questions while the rest
of us watch and sing the Jeopardy theme 

17) Pointing up and staring at the ceiling to see how many other people start doing
it too

1 Doing the previous items while using a ridiculous accent

19) We get a bouquet or something and hand out individual flowers to people but say
in a creepy voice "Hi, I'd like you to have this flower from the church of the flying
spaghetti monster..."

20) ____ Anyone have ideas?_____


None of this stuff is against the law where I live, but be careful because someone
could still get you in trouble if they're not a good sport.

Comments 
‹Panda  Bear› sings:   30 June 2010   642810  
I Liked all of 'em, but loved 2,3,5,15 and 17 :D

I would totally do those.

Those are like, flash mobs?
 
Kirti says:   30 June 2010   966559  
@KishiiKawaii 
Maybe. What's a flash mob?

My friends and I are planning days that we will meet on to choreograph
a dance to do while singing the pokemon theme song. I love my nerd
friends. 
 
‹Panda  Bear› says:   1 July 2010   323391  
@ Kirti
A flash mob is a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a
public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time,
then disperse. (Wikipedia.)

That's so cool. I wish I had nerd friends. 
 
lunasan says:   8 July 2010   770356  
If y'all had so much as fake cellphones, you could call each other
and be really loud and act threatening. Ear pieces are bettah. I'd do
it.
 
Kirti says:   9 July 2010   329384  
@lunasan 
If we seem too frightening we'll get kicked out though. It's a fine
line. 
 
lunasan says:   9 July 2010   388044  
10 B) Giving out free cupcakes and warning people that there's a fifty percent chance the cupcakes contain lethal amounts of cyanide (but there's not.)
 
Kirti says:   10 July 2010   390666  
@lunasan 
That's my friend Adams' idea. He's an anarchist. When I first told him
I wanted to wreck some havoc, he suggested arson. Working him down to
the level of making people fear his baked goods is an acheivment, so I
left it. 
 
lunasan says:   10 July 2010   523196  
roflmao
3) Walking around the mall crying in twos and threes and telling complete strangers that Miley Cyrus (or Justin Beiber) died in a car wreck
may get you shot.
 
Kirti says :   11 July 2010   465265  
@lunasan 
Somehow I don't think greif striken Miley fans are very good shots-
ditto anyone with "Beiber Fever". For the ammount of fun I'll have,
deferdoodles worth the risk. 
 

 
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