Tuesday, 29 June 2010
04:46:15 PM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd
put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this....
you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
Not reposting this because it is a chain lette. Im reposting this because it is
effin hilarious. :D