Thursday, 31 December 2009
08:47:12 PM (GMT)
1) Look! An invisible bird!
2) Look! An invisible pink unicorn!
(The next one is the funny one)
3) Look! An obvious distraction!
4) Hey, dropped your eyebrow.
5) You: Oh my God!
Friend: What? What is it?
Lol, the next one is funny too.
6) You: Oh my God!
You: Do you see that?
Friend: See what?
You: *Gasp* You don't see that?
You: That thing in front you!
You: That thing! Don't you see the thing right in front of you?
You: The thing! You know, the thing! That thing!
This one's a pisser offer!
7)You: Can you get me the thing?
You: The thing.
Friend: What thing?
You: The thing. You know the thing I'm talking about. Right? The thing!
8 ) (Say this sentence then hang up)
We take showers naked.
9)Congratulations! You have just won $1,000,000,000! ( Even though I doubt anyone
will beleive that. -_-' )
10) How do you like your coffee, premium roast or dark?
Person: What? Coffee....?
11) Give me your sououououlll....
Last edited: 31 December 2009