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Friday, 20 November 2009
01:06:23 AM (GMT)
Body: DON'T STOP READING!
News is that a girl submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between her and
her boyfriend. This is how it went:

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over to meet my mom? Like I said, she really wants
to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would you like me
to come over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What!? I don't hear anything.. your probably imagining things sweetheart

Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny! Stop making that noise it's getting louder!

Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now.. I love you so much, and I would
never lie to you..

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears! How can you NOT hear that!? Hold on, theres
someone at the door.. i'll be right back! Don't miss me too much! *She answers the
door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and phone*

Ronny: Hey honey.. i've missed you.. *He slaughtered Amber and her parents*

If you don't repost this bulletin in 2 hours, Amber will craw out from under your
bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes
and the phone.. still in her hand and repost this with the title: Why sex hurts
girls 
NO BULL! 8 people have died from not reposting!

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‹CrystalIntoxicated› says:   20 November 2009   487747  
Body: DON'T STOP READING!
News is that a girl submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between her
and
her boyfriend. This is how it went:

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over to meet my mom? Like I said, she
really wants
to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would
you like me
to come over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What!? I don't hear anything.. your probably imagining things
sweetheart

Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny! Stop making that noise it's getting
louder!

Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now.. I love you so much,
and I would
never lie to you..

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears! How can you NOT hear that!? Hold
on, theres
someone at the door.. i'll be right back! Don't miss me too much! *She
answers the
door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and phone*

Ronny: Hey honey.. i've missed you.. *He slaughtered Amber and her
parents*

If you don't repost this bulletin in 2 hours, Amber will craw out from
under your
bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her
rotting eyes
and the phone.. still in her hand and repost this with the title: Why
sex hurts
girls 
NO BULL! 8 people have died from not reposting!





haha there I reposted it XD
 
WeTheKings says:   23 November 2009   611992  
Body: DON'T STOP READING!
News is that a girl submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between her
and
her boyfriend. This is how it went:

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over to meet my mom? Like I said, she
really wants
to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would
you like me
to come over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What!? I don't hear anything.. your probably imagining things
sweetheart

Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny! Stop making that noise it's getting
louder!

Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now.. I love you so much,
and I would
never lie to you..

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears! How can you NOT hear that!? Hold
on, theres
someone at the door.. i'll be right back! Don't miss me too much! *She
answers the
door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and phone*

Ronny: Hey honey.. i've missed you.. *He slaughtered Amber and her
parents*

If you don't repost this bulletin in 2 hours, Amber will craw out from
under your
bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her
rotting eyes
and the phone.. still in her hand and repost this with the title: Why
sex hurts
girls 
NO BULL! 8 people have died from not reposting!



babe i hope you dont so this to me
 
‹MorningDreamer♥› says :   7 March 2010   505912  
Body: DON'T STOP READING!
News is that a girl submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between her
and
her boyfriend. This is how it went:

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over to meet my mom? Like I said, she
really wants
to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would
you like me
to come over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What!? I don't hear anything.. your probably imagining things
sweetheart

Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny! Stop making that noise it's getting
louder!

Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now.. I love you so much,
and I would
never lie to you..

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears! How can you NOT hear that!? Hold
on, theres
someone at the door.. i'll be right back! Don't miss me too much! *She
answers the
door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and phone*

Ronny: Hey honey.. i've missed you.. *He slaughtered Amber and her
parents*

If you don't repost this bulletin in 2 hours, Amber will craw out from
under your
bed in your sleep and murder you. The last thing you will see are her
rotting eyes
and the phone.. still in her hand and repost this with the title: Why
sex hurts
girls 
NO BULL! 8 people have died from not reposting!

I got scured of what would happen if I didn't repost this :P
 
 
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