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The Only Thing Worse Than Being Lied To Is Being Lied OnCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
06:39:44 PM (GMT)
People think being a robot is fun. People are stupid. I know people are stupid
because they still see worth in such things as emotion and overpriced furniture and
sports.

Being a robot isn't fun. Being a robot is drudgery and servitude and loneliness.
Being a robot is not even really knowing what loneliness is.

Being a Robot of Doom is even less fun than being other types of robot (the Robot of
Counting Clouds being the possible exception). Being a Robot of Doom means fulfilling
your daily Human Death Quota and making sure all your hazardous weaponry is in
tip-top condition. Have you ever tried to clean a K6100 Supernova Death Ray? It's no
walk in the park let me tell you (walking in the Park of Flesh Eating Ninja Clowns
being the possible exception).

I saw Jenny today. She was wearing that one dress I like. I tried to hold her hand
but she told me my screws were all oily. She wanted to go for ice cream. "I'm a Robot
of Doom." I told her. "Ice cream means nothing to me."
She went and got ice cream with that boy who likes Coldplay instead.

People think being a robot is fun. People are stupid. I know people are stupid
because they still see worth in such things as clean hands and ice cream and
Coldplay.

Being a robot isn't fun. Not at all.


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