Sunday, 19 July 2009
12:53:18 AM (GMT)
( This chain was sent to me by, mangia_13. Thanks. Enjoy. )
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-
( Dude. Hes a dentist. When do detists 'Look deeply into your eyes'? They're
suppost to make you relaxed and then look into your mouth. OH GOD. Pedofile. I know I
wouldn't be so relaxed if my detist was looking deep into my eyes...I'd creeped out.
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
( A docters smile never relaxes me... It freaks me out more. Cuz then I think,
'Whats he thinking thats makeing him so happy?!'. )
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
( Doesn't going slower cause more pain...? )
As he presses closer,
( Why is he 'Pressing Closer'? And 'Going Deeper'? That has really nothing to
do with dentistry. )
you feel the tissue give way,
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out
( What does going in and out have to do with dentistry? The pulling? Ugh.
with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you,
you lay panting,
( I don't remember any 'Panting' When I got my teeth pulled...)
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
( Again. Creepy. )
with a chuckle,
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
( When I got my teeth pulled, It was NOTHING like this. )
What were you THINKING?!
NAUGHTY!!(OHH YAHH BABY!! I was totally thinkin that)
(Because with your perverted writing, you perpously make it soud like that.
U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!
( You wrote it. And your calling ME a freak? You pointed it out that we where
thinking it, so obviously, so where you. )
I know what you were thinking! !
( Because you where thinking it aswell. )
YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND
YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE,
( I don't have to. And, No. It wont. )
IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEP
( No you won't. I read this 2 months ago on my friends diary and nothing bad
happened to me. )
( Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Send your chains to me or ButserofChainLetters. )