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Saturday, 19 January 2008
07:36:24 PM (GMT)
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a
couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes
over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window
table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man
plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights
himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and
comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back
into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the
window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the
two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies
"It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the
updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he
proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just
HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all
over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he
sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real
basterd when you're drunk!"

ashleeredger1 says:   19 January 2008   433578  
xxxashleyxxx says :   19 January 2008   748188  
lol wow i heaard that one before from one of my brothers friends


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