Sunday, 11 November 2007
03:55:08 AM (GMT)
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. [Hopefully it's worn off since summer swim season.]
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (so thats how u americans see us.... as BOGANS?!?!....
godamn u all)
[x] You have an australian something
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
 You speak some italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
 You talk with your hands. [When I whack people, yes.]
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
 You speak spanish or some
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [Sht, I would kill anyone who did that]
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
 You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
 You get into contests all the time.
[x]You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ]you think beer is the best. [You effing retard; I'm underage.]
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ]Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an,
in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland
[ ] You have red hair.
 You have/had freckles.
 Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. [Oh, dear. I wish
it wasn't so.]
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
 You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
 You can dance. [Waltz and all those other sappy traditional dances.]
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. [I barely look Asian, though I'm 100% in the
[x] You like rice a lot.
 You are good at math. [I've been told that.]
 You have played the piano. [And I hate it so.]
 You have family from Asia. [What would you expect?]
 You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
 You Speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a nazi [i am not german but i h8 it
[x]You went to Pre-school.
[/] You're over 5'2[dunno]
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. [Haven't I just told you I was underage?]
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
 You speak French. [Oui, c'est ça, mon joli.]
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
[x] You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American
[ ] You hate foreigners. [Dear, dear. "Hate" is such a strong word... Besides, I
could be considered a foreigner myself.]
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy. [Better believe it.]
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You would have a abortion. [In certain cases, yes. So build a bridge and get
[ ] You love the death penalty. [Watch as their eyes roll back and slowly rot
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. [You really think so, eh?]
I am more Aussie den anythin how strange
Anyways, this survey was extremely biased and stereotypical.