I stole this from a friend of mine. Where she got this I don't know.

Characters
who are your favorite characters? or character?: 
well of course sasuke...next comes jiraiya

least?:	
hinata [don't ask why. it's....complicated]

wadda ya think of gaara?: 
sad

what do ya think of sasuke?: 
um, he's the coolest character

wat du u think of orochimaru?: 
he's also a very cool character

lee?: 
makes me laugh

deidara?:
Umm, I'm not sure who that is. I don't like to get ahead of the english version
episodes

should sakura die?: 
naw man

should sasuke die?: 
I'll pretend you didn't ask that.

who should die?: 
hinata--just to make a plot twist

who is the scariest character?: 
naruto--I mean, I wouldn't want to fight him

funniest?: 
shikamaru--third fave character

do u think sasuke's hair looks like a cockatoos head?: 
no, it looks asian.

how do u think gaara carries that billion pound gourd?: 
maybe it's helping him get rid of a hunch

wats ur favorite pairing?: 
sakura and ME

least?: 
sakura x kakashi

which pairing makes u want to kill someone?: 
well besides sakura x kakashi? ... ... ... ... ... sasuke x itachi. it's just not
right.

wat do u think of lemon fan-fics?: 
lemon? does that mean "graphic?" ew. I'm no porno-man.

what do u think of yaoi fan-fics?: 
you kno I get really grossed out considering I'm a guy. honestly, what do yaoi fan
girls see in boy x boy?

HOW OLD IS DEIDARA?!: 
who IS that?

....: 
uhh

tell me how u feel about orochimaru's tongue: 
I don't feel

who do u think orochimaru is most like?: 
my dog

is sasuke gay? hey that rymes: 
no. just...misunderstood.

is shino a drug dealer?: 
what? where did that come from? did I miss something?

have u seen any naruto movies?: 
Oh yeah! the snow village one! T__n__T beautiful animation.

i love you:  
>__n__< NO! IT'S TOO SOON!

who has the coolest looking shippuden outfit?: 
Shippuden? heh, definitely not there yet, but based off of internet pics...SAKURA!
[I am not a naughty young man]

the least coolest?: 
well, based off of pics again...SHINO! what the heck is that?>> O-O He's even MORE
bundled up. O-O O-O O-O

hate or love deidara?: 
we'll just keep coming back to him, won't we?

why do u think sakura wears those gloves??: 
gloves? I'm going to guess this is from shippuden again...

whats the first thing you notice about tsunade?: 
well, it's definitely not her eyes

did u lose all respect for kankurou when u saw his new make-up?: 
??? T__n__T ??? I'm so lost!

did gaara get hotter? or is it just me?: 
well, it'll have to be "just you." i'm sorry but i don't look at other flavors.

do u think it's funny that EVERYONE looks the same except for naruto & ppl: 
... does this make sense? "everyone changed except naruto and people" ... isn't that
everyone?

what would u do if u found deidara's arm?: 
oh HIM again? is this done by a fangirl?

sasori's puppet is purty ugly ain't it?: 
sasori? hmm, he's the guy who makes puppets out of bodies, right? well, the puppet
definitely wouldn't be pretty now wouldn't it?

should naruto have become a chunin?: 
you mean he doesn't?! not even in the shippuden?! ever?! okay. well, he's not sasuke
so like I care.

How did you discover Naruto?: 
web manga on shonenjump.com

Do you reccomend Naruto to other people?: 
yeah

Are you happy you discovered Naruto?: 
well, it's a new obsession

Are you obsessed with Naruto?: 
didn't i just say that?

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?: 
well, not NARUTO in particular.

WHEN did you first discover Naruto?: 
hmm, it's been a while. I don't know.

Do you download Naruto manga?: 
haha! no. it's not free anymore.

Do you download Naruto anime?: 
why?

Do you think you have the right to do that?: 
wait. you mean "downloading" as in "pirating?" not just "going to youtube?" well
then, don't do it.

What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?: 
dude I'm the one telling you!

Where did you first download Naruto manga from?: 
well, like I just said, it used to be free on shonenjump.com. they would post new
comics every month. ah, that was the life until they changed their sit and now you
have to be a member. grr.

Where did you first download Naruto anime from?: 
are you trying to make me admit something?

Which character do you think is most misunderstood?: 
that's tough. sasuke. then hinata. yeah, she definitely has a problem

Which character is most under-rated?: 
honestly, I don't know what you mean.

Which character has the worst past?: 
gaara

What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?: 
pointless, but i guess that is how girls are.

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?: 
haha! no. it would anger me if she ACCEPTED lee.

Do you even like Lee?: 
as a friend, no. as anything else, no. as a person, yeah.

Do you hate Sasuke?: 
do YOU!? you're making me mad. "hate" and "sasuke" in the same sentence is improper
grammar

Do you hate Yashamaru?: 
YASHA-HUH?

Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?: 
yeah. big boy needs a nap.

Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?: 
hmm, I think deep down, we all love something about naruto. THIS THING IS SO
LONG. AM I DONE YET?

Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?: 
yeah.

Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?: 
hmm. sasuke?

Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?: 
maybe. I never got to see if he had a new move or not. bummer man.

Does Shino's bugs creep you out?: 
yeah

What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?: 
I think I would be sweatting in that outfit

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?: 
JUMPSUIT?! what!?

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?: 
naw man, that's what makes naruto THE NARUTO!

Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?: 
naw man, that's what makes lee THE LEE!

Do you think Gaara is evil?: 
ah no

Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?: 
HAHA! that's funny. no.

Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?: 
Oh I know this one! He visits obito's memorial early in the morning and feels sorry
for himself for hours.

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?: 
Nails? I obviously haven't seen them.

Do you think Haku had pretty nails?: 
for a gay boy, I guess

Did you originally think Haku was a girl?: 
no. he used to be a boy. then zabuza happened into his life

Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?: 
yasha-man? OH! is that gaara's uncle? yeah. he's a girl. (and to answer the above
question, yes I do hate him)

Which character is the best looking?: 
well, if I were to exist in the naruto world................sakura.

Which character is the worst looking?: 
kankuro

What was your first impression of Lee?: 
g-a-y

What was your first impression of Gai?:	
m-o-r-e-g-a-y

Do you think Sakura is useless?: 
NEVER!

Which female kicks the most ass?: 
sakura

Who should become the 6th Hokage?: 
]naruto of course, unless there was some unexpected plot twist making either kakshi
or neji the 6th

What pairing makes the least amount of sense?: 
neji x hinata

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?:
yuri is just as gross as yaoi which is just as gross as incest

Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?: 
umm, kinda?

Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?: 
of course!

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?: 
don't really read, don't really have one

What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?: 
what?! never heard of that sucky--

what do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics?: 
what is that?!

Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics?: 
what is "Ooc"?

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?: 
no. maybe. naw not him! never!

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?: 
no, then that would ruin the story line of "becoming a hero against all odds"

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?: 
well his now-dead-family

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?: 
maybe. aren't some people saying he's still alive?

Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?: 
well, the episode i saw recently (the first fight between sasuke and naruto) kind of
hinted something. *shivers*

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?:	
no. way to ruin things.

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?: 
why birds? GOSH DANGIT! IS THIS DONE YET? MY FINGERS HURT.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?: 
well, he is brilliant

Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?: 
hmm, no way, he hates him

Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?: 
no. I'm pretty sure he'd be after "experienced" women

Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?: 
mmmmBWAAHAHAAAAAA!!! that's almost too funny...and gross

Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?: 
oh yeah...they're 12...

Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?: 
well, they sure ACT older than 12 year olds. think about it.......

Do you like A/U Naruto fics?: 
what?

Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?: 
huh?

Do you read NCS Naruto fics?: 
oh my head....i'm so lost

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?: 
aagh! quit it with the acronyms!

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?: 
*whimpers* what's going on!?

What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?: 
ones who can't wait to see happens next and go online to watch japanese episodes
because they abhor the perfectly fine engilsh episodes.  then they wear the
hitai-ate head bands.......IN PUBLIC! yes, i dislike it when people cosplay. then
they make these weird acronym-labeled fan fics!!!

Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?: 
Canon? what does that mean?

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?: 
yeah

If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?:	
why would I be?

What's a good Naruto website?: 
>>>>>>www.narutofever.com <<<<<<<

Another?: 
There are no more

And one more?: 
I SAID, there are NO more

What's a good Naruto fanfiction?: 
don't read, don't care

And another?: 
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

What's a good Naruto fanart?: 
The ones on Deviant art are pretty good

And another?: 
AAAAAAHH!! WHY MUST YOU KNOW MORE!?

What do you think about Asuma?:
in the manga, it looks like his cigarette smoke comes from his chin

Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?: 
wha-what time? huh? come again? OH! THAT time. I guess it was cool. not really.

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?:	........am I done NOW?

Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?: 
well yeah

What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?: 
where DOES he put it all?

Does it disturb you?: 
a bit

Does it haunt your dreams at night?: 
naw, not really

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?: 
HAHAHAHAAAAA!! you're asking ME that? no, but I bet you do.

Do you think I'm insane for asking that?: 
well, I can't help it if you like him

If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?: 
i would be sasuke

What jutsu would you want?: 
is there any flying justu?

Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man?: 
if she really wanted to, then yeah

Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!: 
um, naruto is good?

Did you enjoy this survey?: 
it was confusing, my fingers hurt now, and my eyes are dry. I guess I kind of did.
It got my attention sure enough.