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Tuesday, 7 August 2007
01:24:13 PM (GMT)
14 things to do when your bored at Walmart

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Baskets/Carriages when
they arn't

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet room.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
"Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens. 

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on LayAway

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are
over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you
people just leave me alone!?"

09. Look right into the security camera as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where
the anti-depressants are located. 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least: 

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly
"There's no toilet paper in here!!!"

41 things that will make your parents crazy!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Run into walls
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say,
good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"
13. At everything they say yell, "Liar"
14. Try to swim in the floor
15. Tap on their door all night
16. Pretend to have amnesia
17. Say everything backwards
18. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
19. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the your
20. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
21. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
22. Run in circles
23. Recite a whole movie 3 times
24. Pretend to beat yourself up
25. Slither everywhere
26. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're
making a fashion statement
27. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
28. Super glue your finger up your nose
39. Talk to a pen
30. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
31. Try and climb the wall
32. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
33. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead...say you're a lovely
34. Put pegs on your nose and eyes
35. Switch the light button on and off for a while, then say, "ooooh... I get
36. Eat your hair
37. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal
38. Eat anything obviously not edible
39. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
40. When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
41. Try to snorkel in your fish tank

Sabreisk says:   7 August 2007   244969  
lets try those next time we go to walmart.
‹♪can☼you♪hear☼me♪now› says:   7 August 2007   356768  
Hehehe i always put condoms in other peoples carts >_>
Lyncheh says:   7 August 2007   112727  
Haha, sounds fun!
‹ABronxTale› says :   12 August 2007   751956  
that's really funnny


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