Friday, 27 July 2007
10:12:01 PM (GMT)
WalMat ish Evil..The peeps that work there are mean..they dont even sell the right
kind of freakin eyeliner that i wanted..People are scary there..Tish one chicky wuz
huttin on meh..I wash like Biotch PLEAZZZZZZZZZZ..Then tish other chicky kept look at
my chest or wateva..nasty I know so her ish my master
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers I'll invite them
in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,I'll begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick my nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, I'll ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. I'll dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department,I'll practice My "Madonna look" using different size
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK
ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, I'll assume the foetal position
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then I'll yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"