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Friday, 27 July 2007
10:12:01 PM (GMT)
WalMat ish Evil..The peeps that work there are mean..they dont even sell the right
kind of freakin eyeliner that i wanted..People are scary there..Tish one chicky wuz
huttin on meh..I wash like Biotch PLEAZZZZZZZZZZ..Then tish other chicky kept look at
my chest or wateva..nasty I know so her ish my master

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers I'll invite them
in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,I'll  begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick my nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, I'll ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

11. I'll dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"

12. In the auto department,I'll practice My  "Madonna look" using different size

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, I'll assume the foetal position
and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then I'll yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   27 July 2007   447356  
YES wal-marts are evil k marts are awesome^^
lilmizzluver says:   27 July 2007   585219  
dont like wallmart
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   27 July 2007   242677  
I like Target
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   27 July 2007   489427  
Wal mart ish goin down..T_T
lilmizzluver says:   27 July 2007   126756  
Target ish so much better'
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   27 July 2007   585219  
hahaha numbers 1-16 is so freakin funny
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   27 July 2007   395154  
=]I knows
saralyn247 says:   27 July 2007   356379  
those are sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!! 
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   27 July 2007   414425  
You guys really like those???
lilmizzluver says:   27 July 2007   286781  
Going doon
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   27 July 2007   593434  
Cuz we ROX and they DONT
Stab_My_Sanity_Because_I_Hate_You cries:   28 July 2007   976271  
i almost peed my pants
o0Semi_Automatic0o says:   28 July 2007   819396  
Unfortunately, where I'm living, there are plenty of Wal-Marts. xD
VaMpIrE_dUdE says:   28 July 2007   711963  
Lol..I hate Super Walmart
It ish!!!
The said it had evey thing..But DAMMIT I WANTED M FALL OUT BOY CD!!!
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   28 July 2007   912545  
lol YEA! go kmart/target/anyother store!
evil_black_panda says:   28 July 2007   538246  
walmart sucks! they dont have good eyeliner -_-"
‹x-le-bon-Jude-x› says:   28 July 2007   879857  
I hatieh Wal-Mart, bad selection of CD's.........>< but I did get my
Fall Out Boy CD there^^
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   28 July 2007   328853  
one of the people that works there ran over my doggie *starts
sobbing* SPARKY COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
‹EvaHEROIN› says:   28 July 2007   523985  
VampiehMaster O_O
I'm gonna do that in the shopping centres in town :D
And freak people out
Or in Costco xD
Cause we no have WalMart here O_O
They ish goodeh xD
Good luck! *salute*
SuperSparkle says:   28 July 2007   382328  
dont like walmart HATE KMART!!! KMART is evil and filthy!  TARGET
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   28 July 2007   285175  
sparky still hasnt came back *sob sob sob*
o0Semi_Automatic0o says:   29 July 2007   562258  
Does Target have a frozen food section?
Kat3384 says:   29 July 2007   871321  
Hey, SOME of the people there arent' that mean.
Someone really close to me works there.
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   29 July 2007   251921  
sparky died....*sob sob sob*
Tali_Curosii says:   29 July 2007   248727  
lol, tish ish funny
fatal_minded_me says:   31 July 2007   499514  
haha... thats really funny! you just got to try them out!
Stab_My_Sanity_Because_I_Hate_You says:   1 August 2007   857982  
my friend works at target so i go there instead of evil walmart
bunniNANGEL says:   1 August 2007   613188  
lmaoooo is evil walmart a store it seems real
GothBabe says:   4 August 2007   661728  
lol..that was funny!!! ur a pretty cool dude
VaMpIrE_dUdE says :   8 September 2007   765948  
Thax 4 the comments


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