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Thursday, 1 February 2007
02:02:28 PM (GMT)
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says
she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde
hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of
the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

 Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little
puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
 


 The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks
for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Comments 
MsHello says:   2 February 2007   531678  
Okay that wasn't really funny(not to be rude)
alex101 says :   2 February 2007   111984  
i know but its ok for starters

 
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