Wednesday, 5 November 2014
01:41:20 AM (GMT)
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (...? I guess not)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10'' (Last I checked)
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[ ] You talk with your hands.
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (This is a Spanish stereotype?)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know somebody named Natasha. (Does a comic book character count? XD)
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x]You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ]Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an,
in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually (... as a joke)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Sometimes)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[ ]You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American
Continents. (Fucking Canadians)
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You would have a abortion. (whoa...WHOA NOT COOL)
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. [You really think so, eh?]
So, from what I saw... German. Who knew?