Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
I have when I was 12, it was a phase.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
I HAVE MONO
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
I've passed out on my bed before and it was due to lack of oxygen, I'm really
allergic to guinea pigs.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
If I were to start the water when i got it, then the water would hit me before I
adjusted the temperature, it could be like the fucking Arctic Ocean or something. SO
MUCH COULD GO WRONG.
What did you do today?
I wallowed in my own bloody mucus, and pain. But mostly slept.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
Have you ever thought about your death?
I do a lot, I DON'T KNOW WHY
Ever been in love?
I think so, it was horrible.
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent sounds nicer.
What is your favorite sport?
I care more about the sexual behavior of flamingos than I do about sports.
What color is your shower curtain?
At the moment it's this cloudy transparent plastic thingy.
Have you ever had stitches?
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
OF COURSE THEY DO.
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
I freaking do, I'm so proud.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
"SHE TURNED MY DAD ON, DAD ON, DAD ON. She made my kill myself. COME OOONNN."
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
What are you doing tomorrow?
I'm going to get blood work done tomorrow, maybe I'm dying.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
I haven't left the house since my brother left 60 days ago.
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
I have given $10 dollars. He had a very cute dog named Samson.
Have you ever run over an animal?
I can't fucking drive, NO ONE WILL TEACH ME.
What is your favorite cereal?
Golden Puffs maybe.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Do I fucking look like Lindsay Lohan.
What are you doing right at this moment?
typing this, and coughing.
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
I honestly couldn't care less.
Where's your favorite place to be?
What's your favorite song?
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I fucking hate coffee.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
THIS AIN'T THE SET OF FRIDAY.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Have you ever been arrested?
Do you dream in black and white?
I dream in blue and purple.
Do you talk in your sleep?
Thank God, no.
Do you snore?
No, I don't even move in my sleep.
Are you a redneck?
Funniest thing you heard all day?
CALL THE POLIIIICE.
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Don't think so.
What are you afraid of?
Goats, FUCKING GOATS.
Last edited: 5 March 2013
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