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The earth is commiting suicideCategory: (general)
Thursday, 15 April 2010
08:48:56 PM (GMT)
With a new friend, I'll call her "friend"...

Friend says:
 check out on the internet what happened in iceland!
 all of europe has been put on halt!
 no aircrafts!
Sam says:
 Wow, really?
Friend says:
 yeah! a volcano!
 our friend from england is visting and we don't think his saturday flight will be
going on!
Sam says:
 Oh dear, I hope it is!
 But honestly, all these earthquake and volcanos and stuff...
Friend says:
 me too but oh well if it doesn't
 lame? unimportant? annoying?
Sam says:
 I dunno, it just seems like the earth is trying to commic suicide.
Friend says:
 ha ha
Sam says:
Friend says:
Sam says:
 It's like global warming got so bad that it was torturing poor mother Nature, so
it's killing itself to get it over with.
Friend says:
 omg. u care about global warming? I CARE! join the club!
 i think that it's punishing society for forgetting what is important!
 all this new tech has just ruined it
Sam says:
 I'm sure it means something.
 What it is, I have no idea.

Kirti says:   15 April 2010   333676  
That wouldn't make sense. If the Earth wanted to get it over with via
volcnoe, there's a supervolcanoe underneath the U.S's Yellowstone
National Park. When it erupts, lava will destroy two thirds of the U.S
and large sections of Mexico-

But the resulting ash would bring the effects of global warming to a
halt for fifty years. 

Everyone in America would pretty much be dead from the lava and the
Earth quakes and the choking fumes and ash, and all our crops would be
gone, but everyone outside the U.S and Mexico would benefit. Actually,
the state of Washington would be fine too, and maybe some of us other
Northerns could flee to Canada.
‹{☜☏☞}› says:   16 April 2010   593613  
I'm lucky I took a boat home and not a plane then :D
StringQuartets says :   16 April 2010   974080  
 Wait! The east coast? I don't want to die in some big huge
suicidal volcano, and still be a virgin. That would be depressing. OH
my god. It'd be like the dinosaurs!! And then, a billion years from
now, there'll be some new like, intelligant life form, "Here kids, we
see one of their more primitive tools. The Iphoneee"


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