Wednesday, 3 February 2010
07:58:16 PM (GMT)
Haru's Easy Steps To Staying Home Sick.
Turn On Your Straightener/ Computer/Anything that will get hot.
Put warm water where your hair begins on your fore head.
Put lotion on your face.
Smear Eye liner lightly under your eyes to make dark circles.
Put the part of your straightener were you hold it to your forehead lightly. If
it's too hot, turn it off and let it cool. Make sure to do this last, then go to your
parent/guardian, and ask of you have a fever.
Make up some fake symptoms. Head ache/ Ear ache/ Sore Throat.
If they take out the oral thermometer, put a little bit of hot water under your
If all fails, tell them your having stomach problems and run to the bathroom
every 5 to 7 minutes. (:
Eventually karma will catch up with you, and you'll really get sick. -w- Well, I
Shame on us all for lying. ;D
Last edited: 3 February 2010