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Haru's Stay Home Sick Tips.Category: (general)
Thursday, 4 February 2010
12:58:16 AM (GMT)
Haru's Easy Steps To Staying Home Sick.
  • Turn On Your Straightener/ Computer/Anything that will get hot.
  • Put warm water where your hair begins on your fore head.
  • Put lotion on your face.
  • Smear Eye liner lightly under your eyes to make dark circles.
  • Put the part of your straightener were you hold it to your forehead lightly. If it's too hot, turn it off and let it cool. Make sure to do this last, then go to your parent/guardian, and ask of you have a fever.
  • Make up some fake symptoms. Head ache/ Ear ache/ Sore Throat.
  • If they take out the oral thermometer, put a little bit of hot water under your tongue.
  • If all fails, tell them your having stomach problems and run to the bathroom every 5 to 7 minutes. (: Eventually karma will catch up with you, and you'll really get sick. -w- Well, I did. Shame on us all for lying. ;D
  • Last edited: 4 February 2010

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    Extend says:   4 February 2010   170132  
    LMFAO
    
    I officially love you <3
    
    THE STRAIGHTENER THING?
    yeah i do that alot when i need a day off x)
     
    ‹✁HaruDesü™› says:   4 February 2010   316119  
    @Extend 
    Ditto. C: It's gotton me 2 days off already. ;D 
    And I got to go home early on monday because I told the nurse I had
    'stomach problems.' FFF. 
    Embarrassing excuse, but easy to lie about. x) 
     
    Extend says:   4 February 2010   937005  
    ikr xD
    god love
     
    ‹♥FalseEuphoria.› says:   4 February 2010   396678  
    This is very useful. Lmfao. Even though I don't need
    it. I can just fake an asthma attack and I get a few days off. WOO for
    skipping school. :D
     
    ‹✖ мocкιηg вιя∂; ✖› says:   4 February 2010   795355  
    You're so bad. ):
     
    ‹✁HaruDesü™› says:   4 February 2010   699465  
    @eiri_yuki_lover01 
    I know right. C; i don't like to fake asthma attacks though. D; 
    @ChiisaiHime 
    I know, n.n I really got sick after doing that. But that's because I
    licked a fence. FF.    Everyone needs a stay at home day though. 8,D 
    KarmaKarma. 
     
    Neriko says:   4 February 2010   409626  
    SHAME
     
    ‹✁HaruDesü™› says:   4 February 2010   687092  
    @Neriko 
    I know. n.n 
    But I had fun with this. 
     
    exquisite says:   4 February 2010   407434  
    Making fake vomit also can work: 
    
    I choose to use juice, that way it can be made into the colour of what
    you ate that day. Like if you ate soup, mix a bit of apple juice in
    with rubbing alcohol, eye-make up remover (it makes it smell like mega
    gross), and chew up food and spit it into the juice and mix it up with
    something. Then make retching noises and leave some on the toilet seat
    or something. 
    
    It got me loads of days off school, when I really needed them. xD
    
    Also, if you are like me and doing fasts.
    Eye make up remover + rubbing alcohol (white spirit), on the floor
    next to you. It smells horrible. 
    
    It's real convincing.
    
    Anyways, sorry about my messy rambling there xD
     
    ‹Danny;; ♥♪Never-Give-In♪♥› says:   4 February 2010   503555  
    xD I actually stayed home sick today.
    but I am sick :x
    I have a stuffy/runny nose and keep sneezing.
    
    
    but yea :3 I don't have to do much to get out of school
    My mom is mega nice 
    plus I have some condition that causes stomach pains if I eat certain
    food
     
    ‹I waterbend biatches› says:   5 February 2010   789379  
    rofl i dont mind getting sick if it means staying home(:
     
    ‹✁HaruDesü™› says:   5 February 2010   918256  
    @exquisite  I like to do that sometimes, except
    it's a drag to make. x] 
    @DannyDysfunction 
    Iv'e been home since tuesday. xD -w- My grandma isn't. And iv'e
    already missed 30 days of school so I can't miss anymore xD
    @cullencrazyninja 
    I know right. (: 
     
    ‹I waterbend biatches› says :   5 February 2010   281635  
    @Suzukee 
    i am sick right now but my mom thinks it's allergies D: 
     

     
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