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Monday, 19 October 2009
11:02:33 PM (GMT)
YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW BADLY I HATE GREEK MYTHOLOGY.
REALLY.
NOT EVEN CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS THIS.
D<
GOD DAMN IT.

SO PRETTY MUCH, A BUNCH OF NOTHING CALLED CHAOS DECIDED TO MORPH INTO THE WORLD AND
THE NIGHT AND SOME SHIT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE GAVE BIRTH TO DAY, AND SOME MEAN GOD-LIKE
FIGURE HAD A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH MOTHER EARTH THAT HE HATES/FEARS NOW SO HE KEEPS THEM
HIDDEN IN VARIOUS PLACES AROUND THE WORLD BUT THEN SHE GOT PISSED AND WANTED TO SEE
HER KIDS SO SHE TOLD THEM TO REBEL AGAINST SOME BAD DARKNESS SHIT AND SENT THEIR
FATHER TO SOME HELLISH PLACE IN THE UNDERWORLD AND APPARENTLY SOME DUDE WAS BLEEDING
AND THAT CREATED APHRODITE WHO ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN FOR SOME REASON AND
ALSO I GUESS PROMETHEUS WAS MAKING SOME RANDOM STUFF WITH CLAY AND LITTLE BITS OF
LIFE CAME OUT OF IT TO FORM THE REST OF THE WORLD AND HE WAS ALL MAGICAL AND TURNED
THE LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT INTO MONKEYS AND CUT THEIR TAILS OFF AND GAVE THEM THUMBS
AND THEY TURNED INTO PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING IS PERSONIFIED AND GIVEN A NAME I CAN'T
PRONOUNCE AND THEN THERE WERE TITANS AND CYCLOPS AND THEN THAT'S HOW THE WORLD
STARTED. 

Makes perfect sense. Great job, ancient Greeks.
Last edited: 20 October 2009


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