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Sunday, 27 September 2009
04:59:13 AM (GMT)
As I was walking to school the other day, a big grey tinged white van with slightly
tinted windows drove past. My father drives a car like that, but when I'm walking
alone in semidarkness tinted windows freak me out. I said to myself "That's either
dad, or some skeeve in a pedo-van."

In my first period class (math), I used my uber fancy calculator to type up the
following song- (exuse where the spaces are, it had to fit on a calculator screen.)


My Dad Dan (In his Pedo Van)

Oh, my dad Dan
Drives a pedo- van,
Big and,
 windowless and,
Whiiiiite.

And when women
See him coming,
They just flee,
Or faint with
Fright:

They know that
He's got wrenches
He's got wires,
And some screws.

In fact all that
They don't know
Is for what
these things are
used.

Oooh!

My Dad Dan
In his Pedo-Van,
He delvivers auto 
parts

And he doesn't
Rape or kidknap,
'Cause 
My Dad Dan has
got a heart!

Comments 
BooRadley says:   27 September 2009   454348  
Awesome song :D So humorous :3
 
‹cut_up_and_scattered_around› says:   27 September 2009   815271  
funny, dude.
theres all those alphabets in ur calc?
i only ABCDEXYZ
 
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   27 September 2009   789222  
:D  That was awesome.
...I had trouble saying "Dad Dan" the first time 'round. XD
 
lunasan says:   27 September 2009   139132  
My dad's name is Dan O.O
 
Kirti says:   27 September 2009   863789  
Thank you, all! *Bows humorously*
My dads name isn't Dan, but his name doesn't ryhme with "van", so I
changed it. He actually does deliver autoparts though XD He calls the
white van he uses for work "the mastadon" and jokes that it is
so uber schmexeh that he has to keep his windsheild wipers on
at all times, lest the bras women fling at it obscure his vision.
 
‹starmuncher› says:   3 October 2009   755679  
That was just... AWESOME. lol. love the song, really. )
 
Kirti says :   4 October 2009   231525  
Hee hee, thank you! Dad was amused too.
 

 
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