Saturday, 12 September 2009
11:15:10 AM (GMT)
 You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (AND SOMETIMES 'Y'. 8D)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
 You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
 You talk with your hands.
 You say member instead of Remember.
 You speak Spanish or some.
 You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
 You are dark skinned.
 You know what a Puta is.
 You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
 You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts/end with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on,
an, in, ry,ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
 You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
 You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
 You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at Math.
 You have played the piano. (does pressing a key when nobody's looking count? xD)
 You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
 Most people think you're Asian
 You call hurricanes - typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You like bread.
 You think German Chocolate is good.
 You Speak some German
 You know what Schnitzel is.
 You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
 You went to Pre-school.
 You're over 5'2
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
 You watch/watched Degrassi.
 You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
 You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
 You would have an abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
 You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
I'm British, Russian and Irish. xD
Last edited: 12 September 2009