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This diary entry is written by ‹<♥Audяey;;that lil virus♥>›. ( View all entries )
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Thursday, 9 July 2009
11:05:23 PM (GMT)
Day 751: My owners continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat mouth watering meals, like steak, in my presence while I am forced to chow down on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture. I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another. Glitter Photos
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___________ Dog's diary Day 12: I chased a cat today. He got mad and clawed my face. Then my owners came around to distract the cat (blah) with the little toys. then i had some steak while the you know what had cereal. I think i am very charming and VERY lucky. Aw I almost feel sorry for the stupid cat. it ate a house plant today! what kind of animal in it's right mind, would eat a house plant! While I prefer shoes and dog biscuits I think the cat is going insane

‹♥Hope;;The Little Blue Bandaid♥› says:   9 July 2009   695712  
wow. x]]]]
thats entertaining.
you should keep going. lol
‹<♥Audяey;;that lil virus♥>› says :   10 July 2009   841482  
yeah it could be cats diary of the day
im going to write another


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