Monday, 15 June 2009
06:31:47 PM (GMT)
[*] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[*] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[*] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (... what's a full English breakfast?)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (what is a chav?)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[*] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[*] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[*] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[*] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[*] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[*] You talk with your hands.
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[*] You speak Spanish or some.
[*] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[*] You know what a Puta is.
[*] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[*] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[*] You get short tempered.
[*] You know somebody named Natasha.
[*] You get cold easily.
[*] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[*] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[*] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts/end with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un,
an, in, ry,ly, y.
[*] You have blue or green eyes.
[*] You like the colour green.
[*] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[*] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[*] You have nappy hair.
[*] You like rap.
[*] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[*] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[*] You like rice a lot.
[*] You are good at Math.
[*] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[*] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes - typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[*] You like bread.
[*] You think German Chocolate is good.
[*] You Speak some German
[*] You know what Schnitzel is.
[*] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[*] You went to Pre-school.
[*] You're over 5'2
[*] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[*] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[*] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[*] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[*] You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You would have an abortion.
[*] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[*] You shop at Walmart.
[*] You think this survey is rather biased.
African American: 4