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WHAT TWILIGHT HAS TAUGHT YOOH;D[Joke]Category: (general)
Sunday, 17 May 2009
09:49:28 AM (GMT)
What Stephanie Meyer teach through the Twilight Saga :
1.Stalking is okay.
2.Never use iPods outside;You'll get killed because you wouldn't hear the car crash
and stare at it like a tard.
3.If your boyfriend is white,he wants to kill you[racist,I know]:O
4.Baseball is bad.
5.Murders are committed in ballet studios.[BEWARE]
6.Never trust your school with your personal info,they'll barely protect it.
7. Your allowed to sulk for 3 months because of your ex.
8.Your allowed to kill yourself if your ex dies;NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
9.You are also allowed to ignore your friends if your boyfriend leaves you.
10.Never cut yourself in front of your boyfriend;they'll move away.
11.Grand theft auto is okay.
12.Your allowed to do stupid and deadly things if your boyfriend leaves you.
13.Hearing voices doesn't mean your insane.
 I'LL FINISH THE REST LATERD:

Comments 
‹Avada Kedavra‚ô•› says:   18 May 2009   756237  
LOL i LOVE THIS hEhe
 
‹*Expired*› says :   19 May 2009   656426  
Oh,you forgot to put down "Vampires sparkle in the sunlight"
>D
 

 
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