Sunday, 8 February 2009
05:43:07 PM (GMT)
The more [X]'s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
So far: 1
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
[ ] You just tried to sing them
So far: 2
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/has been blonde.
[x] People have called you slow
So far: 3
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh
So far: 4
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 6
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 7
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 7
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 9
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Total of everything: 10