The life cycle is completely arse about face.
This is how it should run.
You should die first, yes die!
Start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Eventually you will get kicked out for being too healthy;
Go collect your pension, then, when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

During this time, you drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
After that, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions
Central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.