Rules
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. 
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[Name]
Paris;;
One the best Cities in the world !! Capital of France and art and culture. Some
ignorants often insult Parisians of being rude, but it's generally because :
1) If you go to NYC and you speak French to ppl, they won't understand and will get
angry because you make no effort to speak their language : the same goes with the
french...
2) People who go to work aren't too happy to be asked twice a day where is the
Eiffel Tower...
And, against all the prejudices, people in Paris *do* take showers everyday (France
is well known for products as L'oreal...), and are cool persons....


[Age]
13;;
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally
it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as
unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.


[One Of Your Friends]
Sarah;;
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and
rightly so! 


[What Should You Be Doing]
Homework;;
A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put
in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap.) 


[Favorite Colour]
Orange;;
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; often
confused with hepatitis. 


[Where Were You Born]
Saskatoon;;
A great city. Seriously. But not all of Saskatoon is safe, notice why it's ranked
Canada's 3rd most dangerous city behind *ahem* REGINA! Which is also in
Saskatchewan. Don't walk west Saskatoon alone at night, just a warning. Other than
that, this is a nice, moderately sized, clean city. Lots of things to do at night.
Weather can be HORRIBLE sometimes but you'll get used to it. 


[Month of Your Birth]
July;;
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born.


[Last Person You Talked To]
Brother;;
A person whom you are related to. Sometimes a role model. Sometimes an ass.
Sometimes a friend. A person who you are stuck being related to until the day you
die through good or bad.


[One Of Your Nicknames]
Par-As->Pear Ass;;
When a girl wears high-waisted (mom) pants, thinking that they are cool, just
because they are from urban outfitters, but really they just make their ass look
really bad. And flat. Going up the bottom of the crack. Like a pear. 

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I'd like to say, yeah, don't walk around Saskatoon at night. o_e
And the definition for July? That's right, betch. ;D