Saturday, 20 December 2008
03:01:22 PM (GMT)
A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for
a drive in the country to celebrate. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch
and stopped to look at the sheep which she liked very much. She went over the the
rancher and said, "If I can tell you how many are in this field right now, will you
let me have one?" The rancher said, "If you can count that fast, sure!" The blonde
said: "524." The rancher, amazed, told her to take her pick, for that was the exact
count. After a few minutes, the blonde came back with her animal. The rancher said,
"If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, could I have my dog
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they
need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their
life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets
with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
"It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a
telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch,
bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $. 75
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable," replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this,
she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. Val mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Val begins to slip from
In terror, Val grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Last edited: 20 December 2008