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Things I've Learned From The Dictionary - Part ACategory: (general)
Sunday, 30 November 2008
05:19:01 PM (GMT)
Hai thar.A lot of you know I have absolutely no life.So it may or may not surprise
you that I read the dictionary,hoping to learn a thing or two.And yes,I did.And I'm
going to tell you a few words I learned or things I'd like to note in the
A section of the dictionary:
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1.There's such thing as an aardwolf.It's a hyenalike,nocturnal mammal of
southern Africa.I always knew Arthur had a brother.

2.An acid head is a habitatual user of LSD.Hmm.Would ya look at that?From now
on,I'm going to use "acid head" as an insult.

3.An example of the word afford is: He can afford to laugh now.
LMFAO.Since when do you have to pay to laugh? xD

4.aflame: Very much excited or aroused. (Aroused,huh?I agree.I feel
very aflame when I'm masturbating.)

5. ageism: Discrimination or prejudice as directed against elderly
people.(ROFL.Oh yeah,cause I'm sure people are liek "You can't sit here;you're
old." or liek go shoot someone in the head cause they're old.)

6.Another word for April Fool's Day is "All Fool's Day". (So,that's why all the fools
are super foolified on this day.Because it's a day to be super foolish!)

7.All-spice is a type of berry. O__o

8.Ambergrls: An opaque,gray,waxy,secretion from the intestines or the sperm
whale used in certain perfumes. (WTF,I've got sperm in my Hannah Montana
perfume?!)

9.Ambidextrous: 1.Able to use both hands equally well. 2.Very dexterous or
skillfull. 3.Dissembling;double-dealing. (I can use both my hands quite
skillfully,if y'know wha I mean. ;] )

10.Amniocentesis: The sampling of amnionic fluid of a pregnant woman,as to
detect chromosomal anomalies or determine the sex of the fetus. (That sounds like
a lot of work just to hear the word "boy" or "girl".)

11.Annie Oakley: a free ticket or pass to a theatre. (So,if I was born
back in the day and wanted to watch Charlie Chaplin on the big screen,I'd have to ask
for an "Annie Oakley"?What would happen if they threw a woman over the counter and
said "Here."?LOLOL.)

12.Anti-Christ: An opponent or enemy of Christ. (Jesus has enemies!?I
thought he loved everybody!)

13.Anus: the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal.(I LOL'D
SOOO HARD.)

14.Apollo: the god of music,poetry,prophecy,and medicine.Any handsome
man.(DUDE I'M SO NAMING MY KID THAT.EVEN IF IT'S A GIRL.)

15.Asinine: 1.Of or like an ass. 2.Silly,thoughtless,stupid,etc.
(God,you're such an asinine. >.> )

16.Assault and battery: the carrying out of an assault with force and
violence;a beating. (WHAT THE FUCK DOES A BATTERY HAVE TO WITH ABUSE?!)

17.Awe-struck is actually a word....LOL.It means to be filled with awe.

18.Aye: yes;yea. (Oh.I thought aye meant hai.)
Last edited: 30 November 2008

Comments 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   30 November 2008   878224  
11,13,and 18. are extremely funni.
 
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   30 November 2008   662892  
LOOL. What you find in a dictionary.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   30 November 2008   176775  
Interesting things,I tell ya.
 
brainwashed says:   30 November 2008   784284  
>:/
Youhave Hannah Montanna perfume.
Godd,Courtney.
Im so dissapointed.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   1 December 2008   891745  
YOU KNOW WHAT!?
IT SMELLS NICE.BETTER THAN YOU.SO GTFO. :D
 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   1 December 2008   355942  
COURTNEA PRIDE. OOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE!!! rofl xD
 
brainwashed says:   5 December 2008   419622  
LMAOOO,
How do you know what i smell like?
Stalkerr.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   13 December 2008   338175  
Caz I smell your panties.
ROFLWAFFLE.
 
 
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