Sunday, 24 August 2008
06:28:47 AM (GMT)
Stolen from cookiichanx.
Or something. I'm horrible at remembering usernames, sorry. D:
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1. What day of the week is it?
But it'll be Punday in liek.... 28 minutes. YEAH. I EVEN WISHED ON ELEVEN ELEVEN.
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
He makes gooooddd cookies.
4. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you
money back? (Granted you lived)
AND I DON'T LIKE PLANES.
I'm traumatized for life now, thanks.
5. What time did you get out of bed today?
6. Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Santa, because he doesn't get payed shit for his job and needs to buy more crack.
7. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Becuz it's sexxy. :D
8. When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
9. Can you hula hoop?
YEAH. On the Wii game too, but I fell off the board.
10. Do birds pee?
They poop. o_o
11. Do you gamble?
I make stupid bets with friends. Which reminds me, Adele owes me 5 bucks.
12. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up to you and asked to take your
ARE YOU A FACEBOOK PREDATOR? I WILL CALL THE FORCES. PEPPER SPRAY, BITCH.
Or I'd be like "Oh yes. I'm just that famous."
13. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
CUZ IT'S GILLETTE, THE BEST A MAN CAN GET.
14. How old does something have to be to become an antique?
15. What does a person's age really mean to you?
When you stop wanting to play in the mud you are grown up.
WORD ASSOCIATION- write the 1st thing that comes to mind
SNOW- I'M DREEAMMIING OF A FUUCCKING WHITE CHRRISSSTMASS.
LAKE- BUM. SKINNY DIPPING.
RING- HEEERE VOMES THE BRIDDEE
YEAR- Nineteen. Nineteen. Nineteen eighty fiiivvee~
HEAD- BOBBLE HEAD.
FIVE- IS DIS MANY.