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Friday, 4 July 2008
07:07:06 PM (GMT)
Euro-English Instead of German   
 
  The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to
adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than
German, which was the other possibility. 
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will
be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first year, 's' will be used
instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion,
but typewriters kan have one less letter. 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph'
will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter. 

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the
removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also,
al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and
they would go. 

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and
'W' by 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining
'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. 

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or
difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum
tru.

Comments 
‹HANNER› says:   4 July 2008   182421  
Yikes! Thats really hard to read. Such a german accent, though. I
like it alot.
 
cat_luva says:   4 July 2008   489218  
i  know u should read the rest of them lol
callie11 says:   4 July 2008   789217  
WoW. O.O That's really funny. LOL That is a joke, though, right? @_@
I mean, if that happened for real that would be hilarious. ^_^ 
 
cat_luva says :   5 July 2008   273914  
ya it is a joke

 
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