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Friday, 20 June 2008
08:19:07 AM (GMT)
Sup people ma name iz Dj bacon bits and I wanna Present to You :Rawest

 Anyways.....I have no idea what's wrong wrong wit me.....I have no friends no
money,no job and I gonna cry......LOL I made that up XD
Moving on I'ma post some Yo Momma jokes real quick...Tell me Are they funny?
Well? They aren't mine :P LOL

    Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's
Halloween already..."

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said
"Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

 LOL I read these and some of them are soooo  Stale 

fat lady
     LOL Raspusha

‹Mad♥Hatter♥Love› says:   20 June 2008   731527  
OMG! So funny!
Rawest_Incorporated says :   23 June 2008   424524  
LOL i know


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