Wednesday, 5 March 2008
01:26:46 PM (GMT)
(NOTE: none of these have happened to me. all stories from Yikes! magazine)
My parents took me and my friend Savannah out to dinner at this really fancy
restaurant one night. The food was yummy, but it didn't agree with me. I ran to the
bathroom, and Savannah followed me. She thought I only had to pee, but boy, was she
wrong! I really stunk up the bathroom, and when I finally flushed the toilet, it
clogged and started overflowing. My nasty diarrhea was going everywhere! We couldn't
find a plunger, so we just snuck out of the bathroom to our table as fast as we
My crush's name was doodled all over my math folder, and one day I accidentally left
it in class. The next day, my teacher stood up and yelled: "Who does this belong to?
It says 'Cody's Future Wife' on it!" There was no way I was going to claim it. Then,
he looked inside and saw my name on the papers. "Oh Madeline," he said, "please come
and get your folder". I turned bright red and went up to get it. I didn't look at
anyone but I could tell Cody was giving me a funny look.
I was going to the homecoming dance with my BF, and i bought this black mini dress. I
was worried it would be too short, but it was so cute I wore it anyway. About halfway
through the dance, I want to the bathroom and when I came back, I noticed people
staring at me. I asked my boyfriend what everyone was looking at, and he told me to
look down. That's when I noticed that I'd accidentally tucked my dress into my
My mom was driving me to my baseball game, and my 8-year-old sister and a bunch of
her friends were sitting in the back of the minivan. We were pulling into the parking
lot, and my mom asked me if I remebered to wear my cup. All the girls started
giggling, and I turned bright red!
Me and my friend both run track, and we're pretty conpetitive. We made a bet that
whoever finished a race first could make the other do something humiliating. He beat
me by about 6 seconds, so I lost the bet. At our next practice, he showed up with a
long blonde wig, a skirt, and high heels for me to wear. I lost the bet, so I had to
go through with it. The guys on the team still call me Goldilocks!