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They say man never listenCategory: (general)
Monday, 3 March 2008
03:18:23 AM (GMT)
"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't
> know when I'm coming
> home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to
> think that by
> the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you
> will find a
> bottle of a portion I have invented. It will make you
> young, so when I
> return you'll be the same age as I left you. 
> NOTE: Please take only one drop" 
> So yes, in the envelope there is a bottle of red portion.
> So the husband
> looks at the wife and says: "You go first." 
> So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, thereafter
> the husband
> follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. 
> A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her
> mother young and
> beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. 
> The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the portion
> worked and made
> her look young. 
> The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. 
> "Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was
> young and beautiful.
> So he took the whole bottle and drank it." 
>  "So where is he?" 
>   "Oh, that's him, I have on my back."

badboy22 says:   3 March 2008   682781  
Who's side are you on man?
sagebff says:   3 March 2008   343927  
Ok then.
brisingr_ice says :   3 March 2008   181821  
Men should listen or bad things will happen...


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