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Chain LetterCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 1 January 2008
01:53:59 AM (GMT)
Tuesday, 1 January 2008
03:14:14 AM (GMT)
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. 

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a baseball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$150'

Man - 'Sold.'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.

Boy - 'Dark in here'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '$350'

Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.'

A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your gloves, let's
go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and my glove.'

The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

The boy says, '$500'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess your greed.' 

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth an d he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now

If you dont repost this in 10 seconds a ghost is going to rape your dog
and if you dont repost this in 15 seconds, its going to rape your mom
and if you dont repost this in 20 seconds, its going to eat your chocolate
and if you dont repost this in 25 seconds, my mom is going to go shopping
and if you dont repost this in 30 going to have fruity pebles for
breakfast tomorrow

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