Tuesday, 11 December 2007
10:12:09 PM (GMT)
Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these.
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to
you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die
down, scream at the top of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try
to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While
everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave
without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is
that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen you in
ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were you
thinking?" Angrily move to another seat if you choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn you can put in the hair of the person in
front of you without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where
evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietely slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind you in an
10. Get a group of friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and
moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where you buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different movies
that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks you about this, walk
out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask you to take it
off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone
around you in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some
of my...my popcorn Sir or Madame?" Say the Sir or Madame part to everyone, even if
you know if it's a man or woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very
loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water
bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits next to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep.
Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as you can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the
series 24 if possible. If you can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very
proffesional and serious. Have a friend call you during a quiet scene. Answer it
loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this day would come."
Get up to leave and before you exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to
be alarmed. Now I need you to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK."
Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the top and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe
people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it
was a comedy or an animated film).