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DIE SMOKEY!!! (rpg)Category: VERY RANDOM......
Monday, 17 September 2007
01:19:15 AM (GMT)
Nia and smokey, a police officer,a hobo......and a really big gun......and this is
called die smokey? u do the math cuz in this world 1+1=fish......


Nia: *walks around* im in the woods? how did i get here? *stops..........smacks arm*
AUGH!!!! MOSQUITOS!!!!!! WTW?!? *swats and swats......* IM NOT A MAIN COURSE! arrrg!

*bear walks up...* 
nia: what the hell? What the fudge are u looking at! leave me alone....
*bear has a can in its mouth and drops it on nia...*
*reads* Nia: Bug repel........What? this works better......*pulls out gun* BANG!
WHOOOOOOOOOO! *tree catches on fire...* Holy ____
bear: oh my god.......you lil bitch! thats why humans dont live here! uhhh i mean
rawr?
Nia: WHAT THE FUDGE!!!! DAMNIT! I COULD GET A LIL MORE SUPPORT THAN THAT SMOKEY!
bear: my names george! nice to meet you......forest fires....not good okay?
NIA: SHUT UP!
bear: im justtelling u cuz u just shot that tree and-
BANG!
Nia: I SAID, SHUT THE FUDGE UP OKAY!!
*climbs a tree holding the dead bear*
*drops it from 30 feet and guts splash everywhere.....* 
Nia: Oh shit. that was cool.
Police: what the fudge iz going on here? why iz there a dead bear splatterd
everywhere?
nia: it fell from 30 feet.......
Police: it fell?
nia: thats right! u gotta problem or something?
Police: yes i have a problem.......................ur fukin hott......
nia: what?
Police: thats the problem...............
nia: how is that the problem?
police: because.........i dont want u 2 die.............
nia: how would i die
police: by not getting in the bed with me.....
nia: r u for real.......
police: no............whats ur name?
nia: nia.....whats yours?
police: smokey..............*realizes the tree burning* Shit.
Nia: WHAT?!
police: *hoses tree* shit shit shit! Whatd u do bitch?
Nia: WHAT?!? *Shoots smokey* WHO IS FUKIN WHO NOW! NO ONE WHOS NAME IS SMOKEY CALLSD
ME A FUKIN BITCH!!!!!! w-woah!
*falls off the 30ft tall tree and splats all over the place..*
*hobo comes up* 
hobo: OH BOY! FOOD!!!! ^_^
mosquitoes: holy shit.  i think this is our fault......


lol hope u njoid!~~~i know its sad but yea.....its not real

Comments 
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   17 September 2007   685695  
haha that wuz funny
 
i_silverdragon94 says:   17 September 2007   558746  
wow that was stupid
cherrystrawberry says:   19 September 2007   865474  
that wuz funny............:D
 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   21 September 2007   752638  
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god!!!! my insides!!!!! MY
INSIDES!!!!!! OW!!! AHAHAHA CANT........STOP...........LAUGHING!!!
 
prprincess4_22 says:   22 September 2007   682782  
thanx yalls
i_silverdragon94 says:   2 December 2007   449238  
wow.........that was a long time ago
prprincess4_22 says:   13 December 2007   273971  
Ya i no rite?...........
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says :   3 January 2011   162128  
;-;............wth........
 

 
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