Friday, 14 September 2007
12:52:02 AM (GMT)
My best firend turned emo today.
He tried to cut his wrists with a spork.
I called him Elmo and he threw his milk carton at me.
And it was full of milk/opened.
But hes a bigger idiot.
Heres a consversation that me and my friends had today:
Jacob: Im turning emo.
McKenzie: Well you have black hair/shirt/everything so go right ahead.
Me: . . .
Jacob: I shall now cut my wrists with a spork!
McKenzie: . . .
Me: . . .
Jacob: Now somebody hand me their spork.
[McKenzie hands him her spork]
[Jacob starts sawing with the side of the spork on his right wrist]
Me: That wont work...
McKenzie: I know...
Me: Then whyd you give him the frickin spork for crying out loud?!
McKenzie: Just to see him act stupid.
[Jacob is still sawing at his right wrist]
[another kid sits down at an empty spot at the table]
[Spork flies out of Jacobs hand]
Jacob: Well so much for that idea.
Me: Hey Jacob.
[I point to kid sitting next to me]
Me: He wants to speak to you!
McKenzie: . . .?
[Jabob looks at kid]
Me: Stop that Elmo!
McKenzie: Yeah ELMO!
Jacob: I am NOT elmo!
Jacob: Its EMO
[Jacob throws his milk carton at me]
[I get wet with chocolate milk]
[Kid leaves and Tristan comes and sits down]
Tristan: Uh...why are you covered in chocolate milk...?
Me: Ask the emo kid over there!
McKenzie: Jacob turned emo and tried to cut his wrists with a spork
he said what to this kid over and over again
he threw his milk at [me] just because she called him Elmo!
*end of consversation*
He HAS turned emo!
Hes mean too!
Last edited: 14 September 2007