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If you think Wal-Mart is evil........Category: (general)
Sunday, 29 July 2007
07:50:15 PM (GMT)
Okay, for those crazy people who dont like Wal-Mart, here are 16 ways to make fewer
people go there.....


1.Get 24 boxes something and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
   looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    "Code 3 in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite
them
    in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
      where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
      theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your  "Madonna look" using different size
      funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK
      ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, lay on your back like a bug and
scream..
      "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
      very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, pikachu,
      go!"

Comments 
CookieDough says:   29 July 2007   433636  
Lol, those are funny. 
But I would never do #9 or #15
Tali_Curosii says:   29 July 2007   285351  
lol, I know, but it's still funny and now every time i look at it i
start laughing.
 
‹<3 YoUR mY WONdErWalL› says :   19 June 2010   686634  
oh my gosh i love these......
my fave tho is fill a cart with condoms and go up to the counter and
ask to purchase them.....

see the looks they give you.....

me and my friend were there one time and did that....
he was like...
yeah we r goin to be very busy for a while arnt we hun 

and i was liek 

yeah an maybe this time i wont get knocked up and have to go to the
clinic....

the woman flipped lol 

it was funny......

then we acted like we were too broke to aford them.....

it was funny!!! 


i <3 Walmart lol
 

 
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