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INSTALLING A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (REDNECK STYLE)Category: (general)
Thursday, 21 June 2007
11:14:17 PM (GMT)
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work 
boots. 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copies of Guns & Ammo 
magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine. 

3. Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines (Include 
a deer thigh-bone). 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 

Hey Duke, 
Big Jim, Slammer, Slim, and I went for more hollow-point ammo. Back in 
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this 
morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part 
in it. Thank Goodness! It was hard to tell, though, from all the blood. Took 
Bobbi-Jo hours to clean up the sidewalk. Anyways, I locked all four of 
'em dogs up in the house. Better wait outside. They're kinda spooked. 

We be right back, Bubba


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