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poor guyCategory: humor
Monday, 4 June 2007
05:27:18 PM (GMT)
Poor guy 

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to
look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Dragonfly01 says:   4 June 2007   866564  
‹HANNER› says:   4 June 2007   653132  
HAHAHAHAHA. Poor guy..
tomcat9251994 says:   4 June 2007   412664  
Dreamgirl204 says:   4 June 2007   128725  
That's a nice twist at the end! Hilarious!!!
animelova says:   4 June 2007   614615  
LMAO can't stop laughing..
kiss_magnet says:   6 June 2007   598635  
i donotget it
awesome_babe says:   6 June 2007   718312  
how can u not understand the joke ..its quite simple
LittleAngel_123 says:   7 June 2007   215585  
ha ha so funnny!
geturownlife says:   22 June 2007   167629  
thats just fukin funny
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   27 June 2007   641474  
hahaha that is so funny
_mcr_rules says:   3 August 2007   864286  
featherlightdreamz says :   19 August 2007   583148  
uh......woah.....thats funny....goodly named


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