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Three funny jokesCategory: lol, very funny
Wednesday, 27 December 2006
01:05:10 AM (GMT)
okay, so there waz a plane flying over new jersey with five ppl in it. the 5 ppl
were the pilot, Micheal Jordan, Bill Gates,  the Doli Lama and a hippie. an illegal
oxygen tank exploded and the plane waz gonna crash. the pilot came out of the cock
pit and said, "i have gud nes and bad news. the bad news is were about 2 crash in New
Jersey and the gud news is we have 4 parachutes, and i have 1 of them." so he jumped
out the door of the plane. then michael Jordan waz on his feet. he said, "i am a
great athlete. the world needs grate athlets." so he tuk a parachute and jumped out
the door. bill gates waz the next on his feet. he said, "i am the worlds smartest
man. the world needs smart men." so he tuk a parachut and jumped out the door. the
Doli Lama now explained 2 the hippie how he thought the hippie shud have the last
parachute becuz he has is hole life ahead of him, and the he(the doli lama) has
already lived a long and full life. the hippie then said, "its ok. we can both have a
parachute cuz the worlds smartest man just jumped out the window with my backpack"

two cannibal men were walking in the jungle and talking. the first 1 told the second
that he had a stomachache. the second asked him if he had had anything out of the
ordinary lately. the first said, "well, i had a missionary earlier today, and he
wasnt all that gud" so the second 1 asked "how did u cuk him?" the first said "i
boiled him, as usual" the second then asked the first "was he tall, skinny and wore a
black robe?" "no" said the first "he was fat, balding and wore a brown robe" then the
second said "well theres ur problem in a nutshell. he wasn't a boiler, he was a
friar"

there were two men. 1 had an irish setter and another had a chiuauah. the man with
the chiuauah asked the man with the setter wut they shud do next. the man with the
setter said they shud go 2 a restraunt. the man with the chiuaua said "we cant, we
have dogs" then the man with the setter put on a pair of dark glasses and said
"follow my lead" he walked in2 the restrant. the guy at the front door said, "srry
si, no dogs aloud" the the man with the setter said, "but sir, hes my seeing eye dog"
"an irish setter?' asked the man from the restrant. "yup" replied the man "theyre
using them lots lately." then the man with the chiuaua said "oh wut the heck" and put
on a pair of dark glasses. he walked in2 the restrant and the man at the door said
"srry pal, no pets here" the man with the dog said"but hes my seeing eye dog" then
the man from th restrant said "a chiuaua?" then the guy with the dog replied "wut do
u mean? they gave me a chiuaua?"

plz tell me if u think theyre funny or not and tell me which 1s. thanx sooo much!!!!!

Comments 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   27 December 2006   815589  
LOL LOL ROFL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
TEE HEE HEE TEE HEE HEE TEE HEE HEE TEE HEE HEE TEE HEE HEE 
MooCow...
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   27 December 2006   354754  
aka they were hilarious...
 
shady says:   27 December 2006   266497  
thanx
Princess67 says:   27 December 2006   176796  
i didn't really get them their too long 
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   27 December 2006   965661  
hee hee
 
CuiteCat says:   27 December 2006   471539  
^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im still at the ground laughing!
ashe says:   27 December 2006   691665  
Wahahahaha~! That was very funny~! I like the third one...XD....
luvuharvey says:   27 December 2006   755223  
lol...funny i like the 3rd on the best.
KatzRo0l says:   27 December 2006   337495  
i like the 1st and 3rd bestest
 
shopping_girl says:   27 December 2006   396281  
come in my diary..i have things that are fun in it ...
SPORTYCHIK says:   27 December 2006   391129  
lolololololololololololol     they were sooooo funny
‹**It's whatever like..**› says:   27 December 2006   223797  
hahahaha
vivirivis says:   27 December 2006   677523  
i like the first 1 best :D
bluegirl4758 says:   28 December 2006   362396  
I don't get the 3rd 1..
kjsimmo says:   28 December 2006   248168  
the last 1 is veeeery funny but a dont realy understand the 1st 1.
cherrychick says:   5 January 2007   636287  
i dont get any ov them!!
cherrychick says :   5 January 2007   347747  
but all of them was so hilerious!hahahahahahahahaha tee
hahahahahahasorry you got me down on the floor laughing!!!

 
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