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Tuesday, 26 December 2006
12:42:11 PM (GMT)
Well first I shall tell the story that comes to me..  NOW!
Well, this was only... yesterday. It was Christmas. Amazing huh?
My sister had gotten a game call big fish little fish. Me my mother and her were
playing it and my mother was about to win, so I told my sister "Ok, let's make sure
we don't put down any blue fish because she's got a blue puffer fish!" We agreed. 
Do you know what I put down? I put down a BLUE FISH!!!!!!! I was like "haha...
d'oh!!!" It was really funny and Ironic...

this has been Jim's random story of Christmas. Thank you for Listening and please

‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   28 December 2006   154713  
no one ever sends me a hello... *sigh*
randomgal says:   29 December 2006   153997  
LOL funny funny
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   29 December 2006   214194  
thankies, we were laughing up a storm ourselves =3
Alygirl52 says:   30 December 2006   442719  
I'll help you out! You now have one more entry for saying hello to
you! You can thank me later! LoL*
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   30 December 2006   787468  
ok lol thanwies =3
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   27 January 2007   746913  
wow my outfits used to be so weird at tghe beginning
xXdazedXbutXcrazedXx says:   4 March 2007   773414  
LMAO thats funny
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   5 March 2007   886634  
thanks ^_____^
‹AFIIQAA! Says heyy.› says:   23 March 2007   754651  
lol!!! thats funny...
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   23 March 2007   846794  
thamks you it was funny
homestuck says :   22 June 2016   952047  
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!



We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan any


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