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10 things you (probably) didn't know about me.Category: (general)
Saturday, 2 August 2014
05:50:09 AM (GMT)
1. I'm a car fanatic. I can tell you about my things like how Mopar is the best and
Rolls Royce make me droool.

2. I fuck sheep Michael Poulsen's voice makes me want to cream in my pants.
True story.

3. I love to argue with people, but I only do it when I know I'm right. It gives me
such a high, makes my heart race, and when people keep going on after I won, makes me
punch things.

4. I've got awful anxiety, bipolar disorder, and depression.

5. When I was a kid, my mom (when she was around) always called me "her morbid
child." I'm still pretty morbid.

6. As a child I didn't talk and didn't acknowledge people. I felt (almost) everyone
around me was lesser (and let's be honest.. they were).

7.  When I was in elementary school, I was deemed "irrelevant, one of the kids who
will never become anything, below average."

8. (another elementary school thing..) I was forced to take speech lessons for 4/5
years because I had a heavy southern accent, and that was an undesirable trait.

9. I'm Valedictorian.

10. It took me well over an hour to come up with all of this.

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ntnick says:   2 August 2014   474565  
You forgot: 11. Nick is my bestest friend forever and we named each
others asses
 
enigmatic says:   2 August 2014   964262  
@ntnick 

BUT TEN THINGS NICK
TEN
TEN
10
NOT ELEVEN THINGS NICK
ELEVEN
ELEVEN
11 
 
ntnick says:   2 August 2014   550144  
@enigmatic 
hmm. Just swap out number 10 for it then :3 
 
enigmatic says:   2 August 2014   566469  
@ntnick 

10 was the best one ;-;
I'll make another list~
and you can ask me the questions
because I can't come up with any. 
 
ntnick says:   2 August 2014   870551  
@enigmatic 
I can't think of any either 
 
enigmatic says:   2 August 2014   932084  
@ntnick 

oh god
you haven't any questions for me? ;-; 
 
Phantom says:   2 August 2014   983658  
Valedictorian of what? High school?

A southern accent is undesirable??? In the 90s??? When Bill Clinton
was President?? Where did u grow up?
 
enigmatic says:   2 August 2014   494661  
@Phantom 
Yes.

Yep. Yep. No idea. Georgia. 
 
‹CNNInternationaal› says:   2 August 2014   421404  
"Cream in my pants" *cringes.
 
enigmatic says:   3 August 2014   312310  
 
‹CNNInternationaal› says:   3 August 2014   186381  
@enigmatic 
Idk, for some reason I don't like the word cream when it's not
referring to the edible cream or cum coming from a guy's dick. I'm
thinking of substituting it for creme all together. 
 
crazyhot says:   4 August 2014   196024  
I knew all
 
enigmatic says:   4 August 2014   497387  
@crazyhot 
of course you did 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   346148  
this was a great list i feel like i know you better now
i hope to learn more about you♄
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   505555  
@1xDustx1 
pssh psshh naahh 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   212459  
dont nahh me missy *glares at you*
i'm a level 100 punisher in D&D i'll use my belt of *horny dismay* on
your butt!!
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   885685  
@1xDustx1 
I have no idea what you are talking about like what.
I'm confused halp. 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   413742  
hahahahahahahahahahaha i just turn my nerd level up to like a
thousand 
D&D is a larp D&D stands for dungeons and dragons i've never actually
played but i know a lot about it and its considered the most nerdy
game you can play
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   638336  
turned*
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   165403  
@1xDustx1 
Well I knew that but everything else...
#dying 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   379857  
well in D&D you have levels and level allow better gear and or magic

so by me saying i'm level 100 i'm say that i'm the most skilled and
i'm pretty much a god and by me saying i'm a punisher i was saying
that i'm going to do kinky things to you and to give you a little
taste of the pleasure your going to feel for my revenge for you say
nahh to me i told you about my magic belt of horny dismay which as the
name suggest it'll make you horny and cause you pleasurable pain
regardless if you want to or not as i spank you with it.

any more questions??
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   120461  
@1xDustx1 
Nah that's pretty clear. I understood...

BUT WHY 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   585035  
well i'm a perv and for revenge of course!

*raises my belt high above my head* bend over hehehehe XD
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   958282  
@1xDustx1 
How about negative .-. 
 
1xDustx1 says:   8 August 2014   261079  
hahahahahaha i'm just kidding 
 
ntnick says:   8 August 2014   542543  
Amy is mineeee!
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   678595  
@1xDustx1 
*blows you away with giant fan*
bye ^^ 
 
enigmatic says:   8 August 2014   245689  
@ntnick 
(': 
 
ntnick says:   8 August 2014   488763  
*pats amy* there there Amy. I'll protect you.
 
enigmatic says :   8 August 2014   849753  
@ntnick 
Good lord x3 hahaha 
 
 
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