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Not to sound conceited or anything;Category: (general)
Monday, 18 March 2013
04:11:34 AM (GMT)
But I'd make a fucking great wife.

I'm an amazing cook.
I know how to keep a house clean.
I do laundry.
I'm great with kids.
I'll kick back and watch the game with you.
I'll even play video games with you.
If you wanna go out with the guys, I don't care. I just expect a text at least once
while you're gone, just to know that you're okay.
I'm smart, and can hold an intelligent conversation.
I'll go out of my way to make you happy.
I give my all in a relationship, and would do the same in a marriage.
I'm fucking attractive, and would make a perfect trophy wife.
And I'm good in bed.

What more could a man ask for?
Last edited: 23 April 2013

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SoundOfMadness says:   18 March 2013   688797  
I laughed at the attractive part cause of how you said it. XD
 
‹Teen♡Idle› says:   18 March 2013   312346  
@SoundOfMadness 
Well,  I am really goddamn attractive. Just stating a fact. xD 
 
SoundOfMadness says:   18 March 2013   590271  
@CryLikeAGhost 
Lol true.
I just know how to cook and clean. I'm 13 so I have no idea how I am
in bed. cx
I'm a good cuddler? Haha. 
 
‹Aldmeri Dominion› says:   18 March 2013   314958  
You're perfect 
 
Dinabeee says:   26 March 2013   109552  
Are you good on the couch? 
Are you good in the woods? 
Are you good on the table? 
Are you good on a plane? 
Are you good on a train?
Are you good in a car. 
Are you good in a truck? 
Are you good in a van? 
Are you good in the sand? 
Are you good in the pool? 
Are you good on the floor? 
Are you good on a stove?
Are you good on the stairs? 
Are you good in the closet? 
Are you good in the shower? 
Are you good on the toilet? 
ARE YOU GOOD ON THE MOON?
 
‹Teen♡Idle› says:   26 March 2013   714357  
@Dinabeee 
I'm good everywhere. 
 
Dinabeee says:   27 March 2013   878084  
@CryLikeAGhost 

Perfect wife. 
 
rowboaters says :   23 April 2013   313252  
............honesty..............
 
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