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Thursday, 7 February 2013
01:46:26 AM (GMT)
Alrighty this is sorta kinda a joke (perhaps even an inside joke) but if it was real
this would be how I would do it lol. so if any crazy people want to fill this out you
can message it to me. because you might not wanna comment it here where er'one can
see it. mkay. 


First the general stuff. 
Name:
Age:
General self-description: 

Check this box to confirm you are a male and not a hopeful lesbian [ ]

Please explain your opinion/views on the following things. 

1.) Shakespeare 

2.) Edgar Allan Poe

3.) Pokémon 

4.) Politics 

5.) The evolutionary theory 

6.) Da Ya'nited Staits ov Amerikuh

7.) Racism

8.) Metal (the music genre)

9.) Fast food and junk food

10.) Sports 


Mkay. now. some questions. 

-If you could choose what year you were born, what year would that be? 

-Do you prefer cities, small towns, or the country?

-How do you feel about other cultures? 

Hypothetically speaking, how tolerant would you be of my strange-isms, including
cleaning every thing before I use it, counting steps, double and triple checking
everything, arranging things and re-arranging, long periods of no speaking, sometimes
speaking a lot and very quickly, nervousness and flinching/twitching/jumping, etc. 

I cannot sleep in a room alone. Thoughts? 

I would most likely tell you not to say certain things or do certain things if they
bother me. Thoughts? 

We might have to eat in separate rooms. Thoughts?

I am generally unattractive. mkay. 

I breathe poetry. 

That's about all. 

Thanks for wasting your time here loves, goodbye now we're all done here 

Comments 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   167470  
First the general stuff. 
Name:Andrew
Age:19
General self-description: Tall, dark & handsome. ;D 

Check this box to confirm you are a male and not a hopeful lesbian
[check]

Please explain your opinion/views on the following things. 

1.) Shakespeare 
Created a lot of the words we use today, a lot of the plays we still
remember, and a lot of the stories we still talk about. I heard he was
homosexual, but it seems every old-timey artist was. 
2.) Edgar Allan Poe
Poetry, I think.
3.) Pokémon 
Played Blue all the way to the second newest. lol I used to trade
games, play all night, got upset when I accidently got rid of an
account. </3
4.) Politics 
Canadian politics doesn't really occur often. (;
5.) The evolutionary theory 
Like, ape to man? I don't really believe in it. I believe in
evolution, but I don't believe we have anything to do with apes, it's
just similar structure, and whatnot.
6.) Da Ya'nited Staits ov Amerikuh
Canadian. Guns and presidents and stuff.
7.) Racism
I'm not racist. I'll hate anyone equally. I hate rednecks, and that
confederate flag bullshit, and skin heads, and nazis, etc.
8.) Metal (the music genre)
If I like it, I like it.
9.) Fast food and junk food
I don't eat fast food, barely any junk food.
10.) Sports 
I love sports. I grew up playing sports. I'm not a meathead, or jock.
:p

Mkay. now. some questions. 

-If you could choose what year you were born, what year would that be?

I really like older culture. Hundreds of years ago. 1400's, etc. It
seems cool. 
-Do you prefer cities, small towns, or the country?
Small cities. 
-How do you feel about other cultures? 
Culture in food is always good. I don't like 80% of the music, the
areas they are from, or the way certain cultures act. 
Hypothetically speaking, how tolerant would you be of my strange-isms,
including
cleaning every thing before I use it, counting steps, double and
triple checking
everything, arranging things and re-arranging, long periods of no
speaking, sometimes
speaking a lot and very quickly, nervousness and
flinching/twitching/jumping, etc. 

I "put up" with a lot of you already, and I love it. We can work
together through it all. :p Not to mention, I do about 80% of that.
I cannot sleep in a room alone. Thoughts? 
I'd love to sleep together, everynight, with you in my arms. 

I would most likely tell you not to say certain things or do certain
things if they
bother me. Thoughts? 
I've already been trying to fix that.
We might have to eat in separate rooms. Thoughts?
Baby steps? lol Do you have problems eating around others? 
I am generally unattractive. mkay. 
You're beautiful. 
I breathe poetry. 
I normally do not like when I read poetry, or listen to music by
someone that can't sing, but I'd love laying with cuddling, cuddling,
and listing to your poetry.
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   207207  
BOOM, I FUCKING DID IT. 

I didn't separate some of my answers from some of the questions that
well. Hopefully it's not too confusing.
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   7 February 2013   104800  
@GotltDone 

o_o

Uhm 
 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   552677  
@CannibalChild 
What? c: 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   7 February 2013   913833  
@GotltDone 

You're such a crazy 
 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   478098  
@CannibalChild 
Crazy for you. 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   593661  
@CannibalChild 
How'd my answers do, Kitten?
Pass/fail? 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   7 February 2013   528204  
@GotltDone 
I'll grade it later 
 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   902811  
@CannibalChild 
You trying to give me an anxiety attack? :c 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   7 February 2013   283092  
@GotltDone 

Maaaaybe 
 
GotltDone says:   7 February 2013   126277  
@CannibalChild 
It's not working.
You'll take a look eventually, most of them were serious. :p 
kuroko says:   9 February 2013   922698  
Just one question:
"Do you prefer cities, small towns, or the country?"
Why is this important?
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   9 February 2013   319562  
@kuroko 

Because different types of places have different types of poetry, and
I want to know which type they prefer 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   9 February 2013   237724  
 
GotltDone says:   9 February 2013   320045  
@CannibalChild 
Pft. you suck. o; 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   9 February 2013   320992  
@GotltDone 

you passed because pity 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   9 February 2013   309845  
and only A+'s are allowed to date me :D
 
GotltDone says:   9 February 2013   841160  
@CannibalChild 
Pity, huh?
I would have tried harder, but I know it makes no difference.
I went into it with a biased conscious. 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   9 February 2013   373693  
@GotltDone 

meow :p 
 
GotltDone says:   9 February 2013   101305  
@CannibalChild 
*Pets you* 
JackPower says:   9 February 2013   713032  
Name: Gary	
Age: 18	
General self-description: 
I'm a geek. If all you want is some douche bag to bang, I'm not your
guy. Yes I like to read comics, yes I like to play video games, yes I
love star wars and star trek and all sorts of other "nerdy" things. If
you think all geeks are like that of "the big bang theory" you are
very much mistaken. I am very proud of who I am and what I like. And i
hope you dont judge me solely on the fact that I'm a geek. I look
younger then I am, and it pisses me off cause it seems like people
dont take me seriously because of it :/ I'm working two jobs, and I'm
currently living the bachelors life. 

Check this box to confirm you are a male and not a hopeful lesbian
[X]

Please explain your opinion/views on the following things. 

1.) Shakespeare 
     He is both an artist and a masochist. His work is a torture to
read for most students, but the man tells some good stories.  

2.) Edgar Allan Poe
     His work is amazing. Have you read his short the black cat???!!!

3.) Pokémon 
     There's only 151 in my opinion.     

4.) Politics 
     Ugh

5.) The evolutionary theory 
     It seems just as crazy as creationism.

6.) Da Ya'nited Staits ov Amerikuh
     It's corrupt, but it's still better then most places.

7.) Racism
     Racist's are usually just buttholes, but sometimes there just
ignorant and were raised that way. 

8.) Metal (the music genre)
     I love the classics like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, but i am
pickier when it comes to the newer stuff.

9.) Fast food and junk food
     Taco Bell is my homie

10.) Sports 
      Taco bell and sports dont go well together... So I dont do
sports.

Mkay. now. some questions. 

-If you could choose what year you were born, what year would that be?

 1970, that way i could be a teen in the haydays of the 80s.

-Do you prefer cities, small towns, or the country?
 I prefer cities cause there's always something to do no matter what
time it is.

-How do you feel about other cultures? 
 Having lived in three different countries throughout my life, i've
learned to appreciate how other culture think.

Hypothetically speaking, how tolerant would you be of my strange-isms,
including
cleaning every thing before I use it, counting steps, double and
triple checking
everything, arranging things and re-arranging, long periods of no
speaking, sometimes
speaking a lot and very quickly, nervousness and
flinching/twitching/jumping, etc. 
 -Are you discribing me or you? Cause that sounds like me.

I cannot sleep in a room alone. Thoughts? 
 Cuddle buddies? 

I would most likely tell you not to say certain things or do certain
things if they
bother me. Thoughts? 
 I'd rather have you tell me then not say anything and hate me.

We might have to eat in separate rooms. Thoughts?
 I eat like a pig, so i'd understand 

I am generally unattractive. mkay.
 Crazy perhaps, unattractive definitely not.
 
JackPower says:   10 February 2013   304963  
Well fuck me, I guess i got an f-.
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   10 February 2013   111879  
@JackPower 

:p
why do you say that lol 
 
JackPower says:   11 February 2013   999977  
@CannibalChild 
I havent even been graded. 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says :   11 February 2013   942210  
@JackPower 

uh. ain't nobody got time fo dat. 
 

 
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