True Story. Login to Kupika  or  Create a new account 

This diary entry is written by alyssss. ( View all entries )
Previous entry: Madness. in category (general)

True Story.Category: (general)
Sunday, 13 February 2011
03:22:35 PM (GMT)
- Sorry to anyone this might offend, but it's a true story, and i doubt anyone actually reads these things anyway-
Person 1 (who will remain unnamed for their sake): Everyone's a lesbian. Me: ... P1: I mean, EVERYONE is a lesbian, and not even the good type of lesbian? Me: ... i didn't realise there was a bad type of lesbian. P1: Well, course there is. I mean there's the type who like girls and the type who like boys and the type who swing both ways. Me: I'm pretty sure the ones who like boys are called 'straight'. P1: So if i liked a guy i'd be straight? Me: No, you'd be gay. P1: But gay is the same as lesbian. Me: That's 'cause you're a dude. Girls who like boys are straight. P1: So i should like girls then? Me: If you're straight then yes. Tell me, what do you mean by 'the good type of lesbian'? P1: I mean the ones who where tight leather and carry whips and fasten you to the bed with furry handcuffs and then... Me: You mean prostitutes? P1: Yeah that's the one. Me: They're not lesbians. P1: SHIT. So what are they? Me: Whores. P1: OH that's alright then. 'Prostitutes' make them sound so dirty. Me: *facepalm*
As you can tell, that convo got NOWHERE.

‹Hannahbeth ♥› says:   28 May 2011   726497  
LOL. o_O
emmanuel1 says :   4 August 2012   350062  
milk almost came up my nose while i was reading!LOL


Related Entries
XxHiHixX: my story
‹[Kaylie;;The;;Dangerous;;DinosaurRAWR]›: New Story Ideas? Stories/Ideas
‹HiddenFlare›: Long Story
‹PalletTown›: miharu you've inspired me to write

About Kupika    Contact    FAQs    Terms of Service    Privacy Policy    Online Safety
Copyright © 2005-2012